Fred bagel

Unsuccessful and unrelenting attempts to gain friendship and influence in exchange for tangible and socially desirable accomodations (meals, physical stimulation, stroking, and sexual oriented favors).

1. I know this guy you can call for free tickets. If he doesn't know your really just giving him a Fred bagel, he'll throw in a nice dinner - just pick a restaurant that is really loud so you don't have to hear him talk.
2. I just heard about this Fred bagel from a friend of mine. If you need a place to stay, he'll put you up for as long as you want. My buddy stayed there, and said the "room service" was the best. Afterwards, the Fred bagel continued to call him for weeks on end. Eventually the Fred bagel stopped calling and bad mouthed my buddy to other guys. My buddy then called the Fred bagel again and ended up getting a free round of golf. Nice!
3. (verb form): Dude, I just threw him a Fred bagel. I had him buy me lunch, he blew me, then I told him to piss-off. Now he thinks we're friends.

by Josh-Mark February 6, 2009

loaded bagel

(n) an anus filled with blood semen and shit

last night i had such a loaded bagel

by MR MAGOOGOO November 15, 2010

Water Badger

To save someone while sledding before getting wet.

Dude! Someone has to Water Badger this run before we go down...

by Kriego February 26, 2011

Bagel

Slang term for a spliff; a large cigarette with cannabis inside.

"Pass the bagel."

by altmaker March 2, 2009

badger hunter

A dog that has been treated poorly to make it very vicious or been trained to be very vicious.

I wish my badger hunter dog would fuck them badgers up.

by badger_haiter April 4, 2008

Badger

Badger: (verb)When a birdy goes out-of-bounds to the left in badminton, usually inside the fence.

H: Ack! Out-of-bounds.
J: Yeah, you really badgered it there.

by Myself5 April 13, 2008

cuttin the bagel

To listen to crappy indy music while cutting ones wrist with a seratted knife

I just got this new My Chemical Romance CD, so I went home put it on and started Cuttin the bagel.

by Brant N. October 18, 2008