duck dicking

/duc-dih-king/

Middle Minnesotian: from Incorrect Old English
1) To be screwed in a particularly circuitous fashion, usually with no legitimate purpose or reason. "I don't like being duck dicked around by defense counsel."
2) A corkscrew shaped weapon, usually easily defeated with reason and by mentally and physically superior beings (usually women). "His duck dick doesn't intimidate me."

Enough duck dicking around, let's get to the point.

by Duck D. Grey-Duck September 26, 2017

Donald Duck

1. A Thicc Boi 2. A Psychopathic Axe Mass Murderer

Person 1: Have You Seen That Donald Duck?
Person 2: Are You Talking About A Thicc Boi Or The Psychotic Axe Mass Murderer?

Person 1: Naw I’m Talking Bout The Thicc Boi And Also What The Hell Are You On About

by ExpiredWispa February 17, 2020

Duck Haters

A Duck Hater is somebody that doesn't like me or Ardenns ducks

Duck Haters = Gabos

by PAlfredP December 30, 2017

swiss duck

The act of inserting a feather duster in your maid's ass.

I hope my wife doesn't find out about the Swiss duck last night.

by Swiss duck April 20, 2018

oh duck

The perfect thing to say when a duck is attacking you, "oh fuck" is not an option.

Duck: *Attacks guy*
Guy 1: Oh duck

by BIGMUSCLEMAN123 December 9, 2020

king of ducks

Truly the most fowl of ducks. Typically very snooty and expects other ducks to pay tribute and quack when he passes.

Son: Why are all those ducks quacking at that one?
Father: Son, that's the king of ducks. {bows deeply}

by EncryptedThoughts April 16, 2019

Ducked Undercover

A term used when a situation a been marginally avoided.

I thought you would have been fired, lucky your smooth talking had got you ducked undercover.

by Charged-Socket March 21, 2017