Blows me

when something just is so surprising , this is the only phrase.

or when you hear something so incredibly stupid

wow, this episode of Naruto Shippuden just blows me
what kakashi sensei just said blows me

by mori_darkness April 7, 2017

Me likey

When brain activity is below average and your last brain cell expresses your inner happy thoughts in the only way it could.

Did you watch the game last night? Oh, yes me likey!

I bought this for you. Thanks, me likey.

by Henry Catts November 23, 2021

Off me

1. Kill me
2. Fuck me

1. i dont care baud, off me!
2. mmm baby off me.

by Grisu October 27, 2008

escucha me!

spanish form of listen up!

(in mexico) escucha me!

by taz gam March 20, 2004

me 2

me too

I love your hear me 2

by me 2. August 15, 2018

beer me

a cry for help. when you need a beer but cant get it yourself.

dude, beer me since your up. i got my girl riding me and i cant get it myself

by cythebeerguy August 11, 2016

shitn me

tellin a really big lie

man 1: Man I robbed that fool for 10,000$
man 2: Nigga you shitn me.

by SmileyTattoos July 7, 2006