Bendigo Hand-Warmer

The act of performing using both hands in the position of “two in the pink, one in the stink” position, inserting fingers then proceeding to rub your hands together like you trying to get warm.

Janet last night was amazing, my hands got cold so I did the “Bendigo hand-warmer” now I need a new mattress

by Wookiemonster January 12, 2025

Minnesota Hand Warmer

Creating a warm, fresh turd or piece of fecal matter that is then held in your hand to prevent frostbite.

Shoveling snow had my hands so cold, I had to make a Minnesota Hand Warmer.

by Giggling_santa February 10, 2025

Minnesota Hand Warmer

The act of attempting to pick up or deploy a live NFDD (Noise Flash Diversionary Device) (i.e. flash bang), but retaining it for too long a period that it deflagrates while in your hands resulting in injuries such as loss of fingers and/or severe burns.

Pat was at the 'protest' and tried to throw the flash bang back at the cops, but got a Minnesota Hand Warmer instead.

by Bulletsponge413 January 29, 2026

When cold meets warm

When a cold force meets a warm, often weak, force. Often resulting in one-sided violence against the warm.

Did you see that hoodlum attack the grandma? When cold meets warm man.

by iimcrimson May 5, 2025

i have hot warm explosive diarrhea

A statement about how your liquid defecation is warm and hot

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by Poop man8675986479658437654908 September 15, 2025

Alabama Sausage Warmer

The act of lighting a woman's pubes on fire. And a man rubbing his pubes against them until they also light on fire. And then she jerks him off until the fire spreads to his penis. Creating a "warm sausage"

I got an Alabama Sausage warmer from my girl.

by Iehdjeywhdhre January 8, 2026

IRANIAN HAND WARMER

An Iranian hand warmer is performed between 2 men. The first man unzips his pants and grabs the second man's hand and puts it inside his pants, over his underwear, and braces the man's hand against his testicles. The second man then enjoys a warm and soft Iranian hand warmer. Hands can be warmed one at a time, or both at one for a racier experience. This experience is more enjoyable when the first man is on the heavier side and has more heat trapped. This definition comes from the hard working trona miners of Wyoming, where our hands are always freezing. Stay warm!

"Hey man, my hands are freezing. Mind unzipping and giving me an Iranian hand warmer?"

by ThePinkGlove January 24, 2026