Vagina Riddle

A synonym for a chastity belt.

"Man I couldn't get to her last night, 'cuz she had one of them vagina riddles on!"

Vagina Riddle by boshanky December 9, 2008

VAGINA-MITE! 

Vagina with a clit of dynamite

Person 1; Yo dude your mom has some VAGINA-MITE! in her closet
Person 2; Fuck you

VAGINA-MITE! by SLAVETOGAME04 July 19, 2012

vagina envy 

When a man hears about one of his friends sleeping with a woman he is interested in and becomes extremely jealous of the sex his friend enjoyed.

Shawn: Did you hear Steve scored with Isis!?!
Rich: So what who cares!
Shawn: What's your problem?
Alain: He's pink with vagina envy...
Shawn: Ahhh...

vagina envy by ValmontSJU December 7, 2007

Vagina Glop 

When you're fucking some pregnant bitch and her water breaks all over your cock and the baby starts to push your dick out of her pussy while you're still going at it.

"YO NIGGA, i was fucking stacy and she Vagina Glopped my ass. Shit."

Vagina Glop by J arr September 25, 2008

Vagina Juicer

When you stick a straw up a butt, penis, or vagina and suck as hard as possible!!! Just drink that right up! Who knows what might come out! You can do it to a partner or even yourself:O Even try experimenting and try sucking two straws in different people at the same time! Two differnt tastes! Yum yum! Tip: It normally tastes the best during a girl's period.

Guy: Vagina juicer or blow job tonight, babe?
Girl: I'll get the bendy straws! Does that answer your question?

Vagina Juicer by Sexual_Llama:D March 5, 2011

Vagina Wax 

When you penetrate a girl and thrust vigorously enough that her vagina starts to bleed.

I gave this girl a vagina wax this morning when i couldn't get off fast enough.

Vagina Wax by XionX April 28, 2009

Vagina Cover 

New term for girl's panties. Cause that's what they cover, dumbass.

"Wear those pink panties I like."
"Ew! I hate that word."
"Fine. Wear those pink vagina covers I like."

Vagina Cover by Balls November 19, 2004