Touch Grass

When you play too much FIFA

MIke J is constantly online on FIFA 22 he needs to touch grass in my opinion ONG.

by heyM0CHI June 6, 2022

Non-touched

To not touch something.

I non-touched that topic.

by EddieBrock5 November 6, 2023

Im going to touch you

Tiktoks way of threatening to touch someone without their own agreement.

Guy 1 "Yo dude wyd?"
Guy 2 "Im going to touch you."
Guy 1 "What is wrong with you, you are such a weirdo dude, You need to stop it, This isnt even funny anymore."

by SwonglerMan September 4, 2024

Touch your Cousin Day

On March 13th it is National touch your cousin day!! If you love touching your family members this is the best day for you!!!

"Do you like touching your cousins? Not a lot. Tomorrow is National touch your cousin day!!!"

by Urban Dicktonary Book May 14, 2022

Touch the corn

when somebody gives you a hand job

Karim tried to touch the corn yesterday. He got arrested in the children's park.

by jbwdjbkfwjb June 16, 2019

touching davenorte

The time when you persuade an extremely attractive lady back to your hotel room, but you are so drunk that you involuntarily shit yourself when you get excited.

She slowly undressed to reveal the body of a goddess. Unfortunately I really needed a shit just as it was getting exciting. At first I thought I was just touching cloth, but then I realised it was all over, as I was Touching Davenorte.

by Hunk Royal October 29, 2017

Touching tips

-When two friends are so rock hard that they can't hold it in and they rub the tips of their dicks together
-When two guys make their dicks meet

"Yo bro, you wanna toch tips?"
"The friends decided to practice touching tips the whole afternoon"

by Wanna be tip friends? (I'm F) March 26, 2025