Crisp titties

Titties that are so dry and hard they feel like crisp bacon coming out the microwave/ oven

Mark: Hey dude did you see her tits
Matt: Yeah man they are pretty crisp. She has crisp titties

by puttycapsaretapsy October 11, 2016

dipple titties

When you're so happy your titties get dipples

He makes me so happy that I got dipple titties

by Vixen395 September 20, 2016

roach titties

Titties that are small like a roach

"Jessica's hot"

"Nah she got roach titties"

by crybaby123 September 3, 2016

Skin titties

The flappy excess skin in the general area of the chest on an elderly gentlemen.

"Look at them skin titties on grandpa" "his skin titties flap faster than the flag"

by Carforters June 5, 2016

mountain tities

When the breasts of a woman are so large that they appear either physically impossible, unstable, or dangerous to others.

Damn boy! Look at those mountain titties. I think we found everest!

Don't let a girl with mountain tities like those motor boat you. It'll be your last breath.

by Oreonsam May 17, 2016

taint titties

Testicles

Hey everyone (points to testicles), check out my taint titties!

by Olygote December 19, 2016

Shitty titties

A terrible let down of emotion similar to gazing at an attractive woman's tits for the first time only to find that they are shitty.

Turns out Braundo isn't real. Ahh shitty titties.

by Shmosis January 4, 2017