Thomas Edison

OK, everyone gives Thomas Edison crap for being credited with the invention of the lightbulb, even though he wasn't the first to come up with that idea, but I feel that that is undeserved because he has a further 1,092 patents under his name, including the video camera and the phonograph. So suck on that, haters.

Thomas Edison invented 1,093 things. How many have you invented?

Thomas Edison by I am me. Who are you? September 16, 2012

Thomas Jefferson High School

bum ass school in washington where the students are either dealers or buyers
i won’t even mention font

1-i’m trying to become a narc
2-then go to Thomas Jefferson High School and you’ll have plenty of customers

Thomas Jefferson High School by theultimatebean November 6, 2018

Thomas the Tank Engine 

An uber-British blue semi-organic mutant built from a combination of mechanical and biological components, presumably by a mad scientist on an LSD trip (and who was seriously ahead of his time culturally in 1913). As with the other engines in his self-titled show, he practices Tophamism (praise be the hat!) and dislikes confusion and delay despite causing it all the damned time.

"As everyone knows, the first significant advancement in the international biomechanical field occurred with the building of Thomas the Tank Engine in 1913. No one knows how, so that's the whole lecture, folks!"

Thomas the Tank Engine by Thatdarnmeowth October 19, 2023

thomas edwards 

Kicked out of military for being a jerk and idiot. Dodged child support for 18 years. Abuses women. Liar and cheater....Who also just happens to be the greatest father to ever walk the earth.

Be a man, not a Thomas Edwards.

thomas edwards by BigBadRealDeal May 5, 2018

Thomas B 

Has a massive dick.
likes to say ok

"woah is that Thomas B"

Thomas B by BruhMommentttt68+1 December 3, 2019

Thomas and Friends 

A somehow children's show about innocent people getting evilly possessed and turned into a FUCKING TRAIN. Then they have to work for some obese British guy.

kid: How is Thomas and Friends meant for kids. These guys gotta stop possessing FRICKING INNOCENT PEOPLE JUST TO TURN THEM INTO TRAINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thomas and Friends by A really big weirdo May 22, 2022

Thomas Jefferson 

Wait a minute...I think I know some teej kids...what were they're names? Something with a c, maybe a b...

Your glasses are on you're forehead, teej.

Thomas Jefferson by ezk March 13, 2005