Blow Job

It can be a wordplay or pun that relates to the jihadists.
Blow = explode
To blow up = to bomb something

Esha: I got a new job that will grant me 72 virgins with blue eyes and blonde hair in paradise. Guess what the job is called.
Mikhail: Blow job, it's blow job! It's the kaboom job!
Yurik: Mind blown! 🤯

Mikhail: What is the job of the jihadists called?
Esha: It's blow job! It's the kaboom job!
Yurik: You two must be having such job too. You two keep blowing my mind!

Zayn: Now I'm in paradise with uncle Osama and my 72 virgins. Wanna get your 72 virgins too? Join the blow job gang now! Apply now!
Yurik: Yes! I need my 72 waifus! Time to have a blow job!

by Beethovena May 5, 2020

aldi blow

A blowjob from a cute German girl.

Justin gettin some of that Aldi blow in back of the supermarket.

by B-Radical6969 January 23, 2021

Blow career

It's just like a blow job, but it's when one is given so consistantly that it's become a career of yours not just a job.

"Suzie has give me 30 blowjobs just this week, I guess you could call it a blow career of hers."

by Horses101010101 December 17, 2016

Hershey Blow

When you are getting a really good blow job, cum in her mouth, then pull your dick out super fast, grab her by the hair, turn her around and let a huge wet festering fart into her mouth.

Ex 1. Last night I was in the club bathroom doing cocaine and I Hershey Blew this bitch so hard she had shit coming out her nose.

Ex 2. "What happened to you?"
"I wouldn't stop being offended at the PTA meeting so my husband Hershey Blew me later."

Hershey Blow: To let a wet fart into ones mouth after cumming in it.

by Eli1117 March 25, 2020

hammer blow

verb: to strike a person in the face with the penis
She got smart with me and i cock slapped the bitch!

She got smart with me and I hammer blown the bitch!

by unklesatan March 19, 2017

Blow up

To force someone, often political prisoner to drink a cup of gasoline and then stabing them in the chest with a red hot blade on a 15-foot pole causing them to explode violently.

Person 1: Did you hear about when Vladimir Putin got some journalist to blow up because of what he wrote.
Person 2: Ya, that shit was on the news.

by BigBoySatin December 9, 2019

blow away

a cheap, plastic football. so light that when left unattended the wind will quite happily blow it away. ideal for playing on the beach

It's alright ma, we won't break any windows. Sure it's only a blow away we're playing with.

by thebdogg February 17, 2009