when you approaches a soft serve yogurt machine and have to wait for the guy who jumped in front of you to make his first, or wait even longer for the machine to re freeze the yogurt because the guy that beat you to it made 6 and it got soft
example 1:
i need a vanilla yogurt
sorry i gotta make 10 swirls first..
ohhh you just got "soft blocked"
example 2:
i just got "soft blocked" jose heard i needed a yogurt so he ran to make his first.
i need a vanilla yogurt
sorry i gotta make 10 swirls first..
ohhh you just got "soft blocked"
example 2:
i just got "soft blocked" jose heard i needed a yogurt so he ran to make his first.
by nofriends420 January 4, 2010
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Get the sloft mug.Opposite of a fuckboy. Tries to find committed relationships through complimenting girls and being nice to them. Usually never works and the “softboy” is most likely a virgin and will be until he transforms into a fuckboy.
Girl A: Jake is being so nice to me. I think he likes me.
Girl B: that’s different
Girl A: yeah I think he is a softboy. I wish he’d just be a dick to me so I could fuck him
Girl B: yeah I have no idea why guys think being a softboy is attractive
Girl B: that’s different
Girl A: yeah I think he is a softboy. I wish he’d just be a dick to me so I could fuck him
Girl B: yeah I have no idea why guys think being a softboy is attractive
by assmangler69 October 12, 2017
Get the softboy mug.A gooey, soft, yet not liquid excretion from one's anal region. Usually caused by excessive caffeine or cigarette consumption (or a combination of both.) Can consist of particulate matter or be purely velvet in texture.
A true soft launch should not cause pain such as with diarrhea.
A true soft launch should not cause pain such as with diarrhea.
by SoftLaunchingMissiles August 5, 2009
Get the Soft Launch mug.A guy squats, while his girl sits beneath him with an ice cream cone. The girl then proceeds to pull on the guy's erect unit as if she were pulling the lever on a soft serve ice cream dispenser. Once the "lever" is pulled, the guy releases his soft serve-like doodoo into her ice cream cone. She then can get "whipped cream" to top her soft serve by jacking off/blowing the guy. At this point, it's up to the guy to decide whether she eats it or not, but she at least has to lick it.
by Pilotwings87 January 5, 2009
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One partner squats (the 'sergeant') while the other (the 'private') uses their arms, holding the sergeant's thighs to do pull ups. At the top of every other pull up, the private opens their mouth into the sergeants ass and the sergeant poops into their throat, and on the next pull-up, they spit the poop onto the sergeants genitals.
The soft boiled part is important. For this to happen right, the sergeant needs a good case of diarrhea.
One partner squats (the 'sergeant') while the other (the 'private') uses their arms, holding the sergeant's thighs to do pull ups. At the top of every other pull up, the private opens their mouth into the sergeants ass and the sergeant poops into their throat, and on the next pull-up, they spit the poop onto the sergeants genitals.
The soft boiled part is important. For this to happen right, the sergeant needs a good case of diarrhea.
Bill: Man, my wife's breakfast was off this morning, must've been the action last night messing with her tastebuds.
John: Oh, what happened?
Bill: Gave her the ol' Soft Boiled Sergeant
John: Oh, what happened?
Bill: Gave her the ol' Soft Boiled Sergeant
by HamletPie July 19, 2011
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by Honeypot3691 December 6, 2017
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