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Danger spoon

Danger spoon? That sounds like something you'd hear on like urban dictionary doesn't it? Fucking danger spoon it's like some weird sex move.
"Slow car ahead, slow on spoon"
"What? Danger?"
"Danger spoon."
by Mew_Cilon June 7, 2024
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spoon shroom

when a man spoons with a woman just for anal sex.
"Did Joseph really spoon shroom allysa last night?"
by dagger dick dave February 22, 2021
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Dick Spoon

Prison slang for an edible spoon made from a wafer-like material, typically provided to inmates on mental health/suicide watches who have recently demonstrated a proclivity for inserting foreign objects into their bodily orifices, which unlike a regular plastic spoon will eventually dissolve on contact with bodily moisture.
"No, no plastic spoon for Inmate Smith- he's been packing the musket again. Give him a dick spoon".
by Dano78 October 1, 2022
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only a spoonful

Used to ironically indicate a huge amount of something, that someone wants to pretend is a small amount.

Based on the joke in King Bach's vine wherein a man asks his friend how much ice cream he can have to which he replies 'only a spoonful' before unveiling a comically large spoon.
A: Dude how much homework did you get?
B: Only a spoonful!
by (void*) September 11, 2023
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Spoon

Someone who is emotionally unstable and desperate that clings to you when you haven't know them very long.
Guy 1: Hey, how's Tinder going?
Guy 2: I've been talking to a couple chicks, but they are all spoons.
by Faelord August 27, 2020
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glass spoon

A glowing spoon to eat ass with. Gl- (glow) ass spoon.
guy 1 : "Did you eat the booty like groceries?"
guy 2 : "You know it, I even brought my glass spoon"
by Turbusense December 20, 2015
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Sugar Spoon

by Dove 🕊️ December 1, 2024
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