SOFT

When a person (usually an uncle) copies and pastes dad jokes, most likely from a social media source such as twitter.

My uncle thought he was smooth with the jokes… turns out he’s just been SOFT this whole time.

by oogabooga57 January 10, 2022

Soft Cake

A woman with large breasts, a big ass, and a thicc belly and thighs.

Guy 1: "yo did you see the new girl at Subway?"
Guy 2: "oh that thicc ass Soft Cake? Fuck yeah I did."

by WretchedWyrm June 9, 2021

soft guy era

A man who does not want to be the provider but wants to be provided for. He wants a women who will go out and work and make a 6 figure check while he stays at home comfortably and cleans, cooks, and takes care of the kids.

Boy I ain’t workin no more I’m in my soft guy era I’ll let my girl take care of the bills

by Mo.the.silwadi April 9, 2024

Soft Log

The act of closing Red Dead Redemption 2 on Google Stadia, but not Google Stadia itself.

Barry and Sweetpie left the session to Soft Log and continued their great conversation.

by BarryLinton May 16, 2022

soft bull

A soft ass nigga who never does anything hard. Polar opposite of a Hard Bull.

Yo, is Dan coming to the bar with us? Na, you know that nigga Dan. Hes a soft bull.

by Gizmo bitch April 28, 2017

Hangzhou Soft Landing

To throw your enemies from a significant height - not unto a hard surface, but rather a soft one so that their bodies are broken and they live the rest of their lives in misery.

Peter has taken the scheme too far. He is at risk of receiving a Hangzhou soft landing

by PatrickTBateman October 27, 2021

Soft-baiting

The conscious or unconscious act of leading someone on, but you have no feelings for.

She’s flirting with him all the time but she doesn’t even like him, she’s soft-baiting.

by YeshuaSaves October 3, 2025