Smarticus

A smart-ass term used when someone has done something extremely stupid.

Kid: Oh man. I just waved to a blind kid.
Kid 2: Way to go, Smarticus.

by Ap. June 7, 2007

shart

Something intended to be only a fart but is accidentally accompanied by shit. These frequently occur during bouts of diarrhea. Past tense is sharted.

"Uh-oh dude I gotta run to the head real quick, I think I just sharted"

by The Real T-Rex January 5, 2009

Shart

1. When trying to force out a fart, you suddenly get more than you bargained for. Often this results in the need to immediately ditch your now-soiled underwear.

2. Trying to fart, but, instead, first you do it, then you say it.

While waiting for her mother to get out of the store, little Becky sharted in her car seat. Her mother drove all the way home wondering what the hell the smell was.

Joe was trying to force a fart when suddenly he sharted, and the place began to stink. "Oh shit, it's shit!" exclaimed Joe, as he ran out the side door to go home and change his underwear.

by Kalisiin June 12, 2010

shart

when a dude / dudette shits and farts at the sametime Shit + Fart = shart

dude i just sharted in my trousers...

by Tego May 13, 2005

Sartell

(verb) To abruptly snatch or grab a piece/joint/blunt/bong/smoking device to take a hit while it is being passed to another, when it is not your turn, and fucking up the rotation.

Dude, wait your turn! You just Sartelled the shit out of me!

by every name is fucking taken September 19, 2010

Jacob Sartorious

A pasty white 13 year old boy who gets 8 year old girls' pussies wet

9 year old girl: Jacob Sartorious is so hot I wanna lick his barely there abs

by bitch-where June 12, 2016

smartie party

a smartie party is where loads of boys and girls get together and the girls stuff smarites in there pussy and spin a bottle in the group of guys whoever the bottle lands on has to eat her out

boy:let's have a smartie party!
girl: alright!
girl: *stuffs smarties* ok spin the bottle
boy: yes my turn!
*Guy Eats Girl Out Sucking Out the Smarties*
---contines till no smarties remain---
p.s BRING LOTS OF SMARTIES!!!!!

by Daniel Linton July 31, 2006