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Red sus

When you ejaculate to yourself getting a four row kill streak without getting reported.
Bro last night I hit a red sus and blew the biggest load!!!
by Big floridaman February 25, 2021
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Red Deer

place. Sparklingly clean, relatively disease free city cleverly placed between Edmonton and Calgary in the hub of the buried oil and dinosaurs belt. Home to many of the prettiest nurses on the planet and home to more country themed bars than is really sensible.

Red Deer was visited after the last ice-age by successive waves of paleolithic settlers who "kicked the tires" a bit but continued south to found empires in Mexico and Peru. Fur traders and cartographers such as Anthony Henday and David Thompson visited the area but also moved on. Finally a city was founded by Leonard Gaetz, a failed minister and successful land speculator who convinced the local natives to live in reduced circumstances to the west.

Oil is present in abundance and the wealth from it, and from grain growing, cheese production, gravel sifting, and ashphalt storage enriches the populace and makes them feel special ... very special.

Curling bonspiels, hockey tournaments, travelling to warmer climates and endlessly discussing ski wax keep the locals amused through the long cold winters.

Summers are filled with street art festivals featuring clown juggling and, often, heavy drinking.

The Red Deer river cuts through rocky strata that hold thousands of dinosaur fossils that begin to lose their magic after you have seen an eyefull.
Do you want to visit Red Deer and see the latest T. rex skeleton?

Is it a siamese twin or something, because otherwise I'd rather catch the sled dog race on TV.
by gnostic1 July 18, 2011
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Dago Red

Drinking that Dago Red makes me feel more italian.
by K-noodle October 2, 2009
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Red Pine

Rare type of Cannabis that is only be grown in the suburbs of Boston and Boston itself, normally ranging from $25-$35 per gram. Often is either sticky and/or has a tint of crimson red. as of August 2009, the strand is most popular in the city of Boston.
I went down to Hull today to pick up an ounce of red pine...it was bomb.
by South Shore Cannabis December 18, 2009
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Redding,CT

Redding, CT is truly a hidden gem. It is centrally located within Fairfield County making a trip to either Norwalk or Danbury easy and has a unique tie to high finance with Alfred Winslow Jones, credited with forming the first modern hedge fund, being a former resident. Some very wealthy people who have lots of acreage as well as upper middle class families. Does not have the same ostentation as some other Fairfield County towns. Great public school system as well as close to Exceptional Private Schools. A trip to NYC is not as easy as Greenwich but, it is close enough. NYC is highly overrated anyway.
Redding,CT is a luxury Vermont within commuting distance to NYC.
by Alfred Winslow Jones February 28, 2022
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Red Lava

When you cum inside someone's esophageal herpetic ulcer and the Cum and blood mix and they gag and spit up red lava.
Her Snargle Rocks made me so hard that she spewed red lava.
by P DOGZ December 17, 2020
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red sunshine

Waking up in the morning and eating a girl out while on her period.
Man 1:"bro why is your face so red"
Man 2:"I woke up to a red sunshine this morning"
by WrongfulDivider April 18, 2017
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