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Red Deer was visited after the last ice-age by successive waves of paleolithic settlers who "kicked the tires" a bit but continued south to found empires in Mexico and Peru. Fur traders and cartographers such as Anthony Henday and David Thompson visited the area but also moved on. Finally a city was founded by Leonard Gaetz, a failed minister and successful land speculator who convinced the local natives to live in reduced circumstances to the west.
Oil is present in abundance and the wealth from it, and from grain growing, cheese production, gravel sifting, and ashphalt storage enriches the populace and makes them feel special ... very special.
Curling bonspiels, hockey tournaments, travelling to warmer climates and endlessly discussing ski wax keep the locals amused through the long cold winters.
Summers are filled with street art festivals featuring clown juggling and, often, heavy drinking.
The Red Deer river cuts through rocky strata that hold thousands of dinosaur fossils that begin to lose their magic after you have seen an eyefull.
Red Deer was visited after the last ice-age by successive waves of paleolithic settlers who "kicked the tires" a bit but continued south to found empires in Mexico and Peru. Fur traders and cartographers such as Anthony Henday and David Thompson visited the area but also moved on. Finally a city was founded by Leonard Gaetz, a failed minister and successful land speculator who convinced the local natives to live in reduced circumstances to the west.
Oil is present in abundance and the wealth from it, and from grain growing, cheese production, gravel sifting, and ashphalt storage enriches the populace and makes them feel special ... very special.
Curling bonspiels, hockey tournaments, travelling to warmer climates and endlessly discussing ski wax keep the locals amused through the long cold winters.
Summers are filled with street art festivals featuring clown juggling and, often, heavy drinking.
The Red Deer river cuts through rocky strata that hold thousands of dinosaur fossils that begin to lose their magic after you have seen an eyefull.
Do you want to visit Red Deer and see the latest T. rex skeleton?
Is it a siamese twin or something, because otherwise I'd rather catch the sled dog race on TV.
Is it a siamese twin or something, because otherwise I'd rather catch the sled dog race on TV.
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Dude 2: (awkward silence)
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Dude 1: Are you a fucking red roller?
Dude 2: (awkward silence)
by tuna y red July 3, 2009
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Often during puberty the male body will experience random erections, REDS is a special case of this.
Often during puberty the male body will experience random erections, REDS is a special case of this.
About to give his presentation to the class, Joey came down with a case of REDS disease and had to think quickly to get rid of his "situation."
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phil: man, you've got a red crush.
phil: man, you've got a red crush.
by lil snoopy January 21, 2010
Get the red crush mug.Rare type of Cannabis that is only be grown in the suburbs of Boston and Boston itself, normally ranging from $25-$35 per gram. Often is either sticky and/or has a tint of crimson red. as of August 2009, the strand is most popular in the city of Boston.
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