pepperoni pizza blanket

Pepperoni Pizza flavored condom that you hope stretches.

Dawg, I gave her a gigantic slice of pepperoni pizza blanket last night.

by nstlr007 December 7, 2019

Pepper

my dog she is a cute little shit!

cmere pepper OOF!
:woof!
MOM HELP IM DIEING 'coughs out blood'
:'rips paws out of body
dies...

by theguythatsaystruestuff December 10, 2019

Peppermint Patty

Using a candy cane for a dildo.

Desperate after the battery in her vibrator died, Sally grabbed a candy cane off the tree and gave herself the ol' Peppermint Patty.

by Robgo December 10, 2019

Pepper

I'll admit I over reacted ...

But pepper I nobodys dog now 😊💙💛❤️💀🙂😚😎🤭🤫

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 24, 2019

pepper narp

One who video chats/sexting with other people girlfriend on the app pepper.

I caught Marcus sexting my girlfriend, he's such a Pepper Narp!

by Johnny Quahog November 8, 2019

Peppermint Pattie

When you and your hard partying passengers open al the car windows in the cold winter to clear your heads.

I'm fading from this road trip and all this vaping, does anybody need a peppermint pattie?

by Dam M December 29, 2019

Peppermint Lane

That thing where you put a starlight mint in your mouth and give oral sex so you can keep watching Hallmark Christmas movies all night long.

My jaw is sore. I took my husband to Peppermint Lane while I watched Christmas for Christmas on Hallmark channel.

by Fionna Schwab January 5, 2020