Rosa Poo

That Indian song that perfectly describes anyone named rosa

Rosa poo

by Jeffrey the juice man August 13, 2019

Poo-Tat

When you’re spooning your girl and your leg is on her ass, she farts so hard that it leaves a brown spot on your leg!

Jesus Amanda, last night you gave me a poo-tat when you were sleeping!

by Jambet August 19, 2019

poo dildo

When you do a shit and put it in the freezer and you or someone else uses it as a dildo

She really enjoy using her poo dildo she received for Chrismas

by Pauly paffat December 15, 2017

Poo Train

A dirty protest of the faecal variety, intentionally, or accidentally, laid out in a linear formation comprising a brownish locomotive-esq turd pulling several little pellet-like carriages of varying consistency. Oft found in hospitals and care homes

Watch out for that poo train over there, someone's going to slip on that and break their neck

by nounentity October 18, 2017

poo hah

Butt hole

I accidentally missed her hoo hah and got her poo hah instead.

by KiowaDemon April 10, 2017

Poo turdy

The time of day when the bathroom stalls are filled in the men's room at work.

"Are all the stalls full?"
"Yeah, must be poo o'clock."
"More like poo turdy."

by Eee Bee June 23, 2017

oldskool poo

The act of visiting the bathroom for defecation purposes, and not taking out your phone to message friends/take selfies/watch porn while you're sat on the bowl.

Instead of staring at a screen while you curl out King Kong's finger, you look around and let your senses take in the surroundings. The faded lung-coloured pants on the radiator. The box of open tampons. The short curly hairs on the soap.

Just like how people used to do, in the days before we all started carrying around phones.

Friend 1: Mate, that was one quick shit! Your logs must fly out of your arse! Either you've got a superfast metabolism or you just got out of prison after being someone's bitch!

Friend 2: Nah, not really. I just went for an oldskool poo, in and out with no distractions.

by tony the stench November 9, 2017