poop crusties

Crust and stains left in a toilet after flushing. They resemble wet bread bits.

Oh you crackhead, you left poop crusties in the can.

poop crusties by SPLOOGERIFIC April 24, 2006

poop spores 

Tiny poop particles that fly through the bathroom air when the seat is up and the toilet is aflush.

I'm not going to use your toilet paper for Kleenex because of the poop spores on them! Silly goose!

poop spores by mojorider567 April 4, 2008

Poop Shank 

(n.) A little-known-of shank made from a dried-out, hardened, and sharpened piece of human feces usually used in prison as a means of defense or attack.

1. Yo, I heard TK got out of da clink early because some dude stuck 'em in the leg wit a poop shank and he caught a bad staph infection.

2. - Yo, you hear about Ravo?

- Nah.

Dude was hittin' the joint late night and some dude stuck 'em wit a poop shank right when he was gettin' 4 all da way.

Poop Shank by Robadelli January 29, 2009

Poop Du Jour 

It's the poop of the day.

"Excuse me... Flo?" *snicker snicker* "What is the 'Poop Du Jour?'"

"Its the poop of the day."

Poop Du Jour by Hercules Q. Rockefeller October 22, 2009

poop nugget 

a nugget of poo. also a funny word to call somebody-

"HAha, u poop nugget!"

poop nugget by matt July 30, 2003

poop on popcorn 

When (typically after a heavy night of binge drinking) dumps a cannister full of holiday popcorn into the toilet and finds themselves tickled by the muse of pooping on popcorn. This may or may not be followed by taking a photograph of the poop on popcorn for posterity and to make your girlfriend/wife vomit on the spot.

Duncan was certainly drunk when he dumped a huge can of popcorn into the toilet and pooed on it. I always wondered what poop on popcorn would look like, and now I know.

poop on popcorn by notpip October 13, 2005

Poop Buzz 

The lingering feeling of well being that occurs after a huge dump

man that poop was good, im still have poop buzz

Poop Buzz by Capt Poop Buzz May 25, 2009