The Politician

a sex position;

The female is in the reverse cowgirl position except both his and her legs are criss crossed. All foundations are crooked similar to politicians.

Johnny's bend in his Johnny made had Lesley shaking during the politician.

by Jake&ace March 23, 2024

Nit-politicking

The practice of latching onto a small and non-political action by a political figure, amplifying it and attempting to make it into something wrong, or something that it is not, in order to tip the political scales in one's favor. Using insignificant and irrelevant details dishonestly to further a cause.

Disparaging Obama's tan suit or Biden's struggle with stuttering is nit-politicking at its worst.

by Justask7575 April 1, 2024

COD politician

Someone who claims to understand politics (specifically war) just because they played Call of Duty: Modern Warfare’s campaign without skipping the cutscenes.

Classified as a mental disorder. Symptoms include quoting death screen quotes from MW2 campaign, speaking in a deep British accent, and thinking that Urzikstan is a country.

Andre: Dude, have you heard that Mark’s taking IB global politics?
Corey: That’s wild, all he does is play Modern Warfare.
Andre: He thinks he’s some authority on global conflicts now apparently.
Corey: What a COD politician…

by Schizo Eagleson June 10, 2024

r/PoliticalCompassMemes

r/PoliticalCompassMemes: the ultimate wild card

PCM is one of the few centrist subreddits. everybody from all over the political compass come to post funny caricatures, laugh at some cope, and have a good time.

radicals view it as biased, but moderates view it as centrist.

r/PoliticalCompassMemes #3112873781: 2024 election

Trump voter (authright) "Trump won, you liberal. *chad-wojak.png*"

Kamala voter (authright) "NOOOO!!! WE'RE IN A FASCIST ECONAZI NATION NOW!!!"

Trump voter (authleft) "I voted trump because trump will destroy America, and then we can start the revolution.

Stein voter (libleft) "this country sucks."

Oliver voter (libright) "I don't know how to feel about this, but I'm gonna make a whole lot of money from Trump merch!!!!!"

by ¡AFUERA! enjoyer December 18, 2024

Your Politicians

I have seen video of them reading this allowed. They know what is happening here and THEY LOVE IT. Because they know what it means for YOU. It means that you can be boxed out of having your rights recognized in a subtle manner into a form of abstract slave trade. The door to my prison is attached to a timer and THE LONGER THAT DOOR STAYS CLOSED... The more doors close behind it. And then door opens ONLY AT THE DISCRETION of corrupt, likely mentally retarded people with a tenuous relationship with truth and they will hold this over your for the rest of your days. THAT DOOR, however, does not keep your kids out of arms reach. Like the little black girl running away from and ignoring her mother to chase the dog that was barking at me as I was walking down the sidewalk with a knife in my pocket... Your kids will have to walk past the bars every day. And IF THE DOOR DOESN'T OPEN... It will be because and ONLY BECAUSE... MINE. REMAINED. CLOSED. And the longer that takes the more people are going to choose to sharpen a shiv and grab someone you care about. And that isn't on me...

Hym "It's on YOUR POLITICIANS. They read it. They did nothing about it. They tried to split the baby and it cost you everything. You have YouTubers making videos about gang stalking BEFORE I EVEN SAID ANYTHING and now they have convinced you that laundering off everything I've done changes anything or affects anything I've just said. And just like the 'throw an elbow guy,' the exact instant anyone realizes what is happening to them... Whether it's your kid or your relative or your friend or someone that everyone hates... They are going to see the YOU cannot be convinced. YOU cannot be reasoned with. And the YOU do not care about their lives. Because 'My KiDs ArEn'T rEtArDeD sHiT!!' And they are going to do what I did... They are going to stop caring about YOUR lives and JUST LIKE YOU ARE TRYING TO DO TO ME... They are going to take YOUR lives. They are trying to convince you that there is more than one to skin a cat BUT... The ONLY way to skin a cat... Is to remove the skin... Off of the cat."

by Hym Iam July 3, 2025

money politician

an economist

ive heard that adam smith is a money politician

by themadcrystal December 21, 2025

Capital: A Critique of Political Economy

A book written by Karl Marx and published in 1867 that deals with the development of capitalism and its problems. It is generally highly admired for its foresight of how capitalism would eventually develop over time.

Note that Capital: A Critique of Political Economy is purely criticizing the status quo, predicting its development and pinpointing its problems, while the Manifesto of the Communist Party (or simply Communist Manifesto) offers possible solutions to these problems.

'Hey, I just read Capital: A Critique of Political Economy by Karl Marx. And I now believe that the only way to create a fair society is by overthrowing the bourgeoisie.'

by Achill_1337 August 3, 2019