Milfcest

noun: when one milf is in love with another

"My milf era will end when I become a milf"
"But what if you'll still like them?"
"That would be Milfcest"

by Ginger.alee July 29, 2023

MILFism

a disease in which you are only attracted to women too old for you and/or a woman that is a mother and/or gives “mother energy”. MILFism occurs most commonly amongst sapphics. there is no cure !

“older women are so hot… i may be young but i only ever want to date women way older then me, i just love milfs”
“girl sounds like you’ve got MILFism”

by gay for older women August 29, 2023

Milfennial

A milf who also happens to be a millennial.

Joey’s mom is a Milfennial. She was a teenager when “Stacy’s Mom” came out.

by Delia Sweetz September 24, 2023

milfshake

Having group sex with two or more MILFs, at the same time.

Guy #1: You can't have a MILFshake if you had sex with one at 10:00PM and another at 6:00AM.

Guy #2: What the hell is a MILFshake?

Guy $1: When you get two or more MILFs and everything starts shaking around.

by johnnytherock July 6, 2011

Milfdew

An unpleasant vaginal residue found in or on a mature woman

I bagged a cougar on my urban hunting trip last night but when I got her back to camp I found that she had a bad case of milfdew

by Thekind253 July 30, 2012

milfburger

the act of putting ketchup and mustard onto a milf and then eating it off of her.

"I ate a huge milfburger last night man! It was great!"

by Steve , Dan March 28, 2007

milfer

to woo or steal someones hot wife/mother for tiddly-winks.

Pauls not a player he's a milfer and you all ladies better watch out!

by Divad Notyalc April 12, 2008