Spicy Mexican

After you engage in oral sex, and your penis is covered in saliva, cover your labido in spices such as pepper, salt, chile powder, paprika, curry etc. (all the ones are that are extremly hot to taste) and then Jam it in the girls (or possibly guys) pooper and they will recieve an extremly "spicy" suprise.

"A Spicy Mexican guarantees a wrecked bum-hole"

by Man Handles April 1, 2009

mexican white

Mexican Whites: those people whom are not mixed with Indian or do not show to much Mexican Indian mix. Usually still white if they have non-oriental eyes, non-stocky body structure and usually not short in height, those who do are usually referred to as a light skin hispanic or light skin Mexican. Mexican whites are in the same race name as those of the rest of the european region, even though variation may exist.

(1)Is he Mexican? well it to hard to tell, since he doesn't show to much sign of Indian mix.
Or
(2)Ya, you can tell he's mexican because he shows sign of Indian,that other guy you can't tell, he's just a white guy or just a mexican white.

by san Juan 21 May 16, 2007

Mexican Lollipop

to sprinkle chili powder onto a man's shaft, & proceeding to lick it off, like the Lucas on a Mexican lollipop.

Rhonda: So how was your trip to Mexico with Gavin?

Jessica: Oh my gosh. I had so many Mexican lollipops! They were so good!

Rhonda: Oh you dirty dirty girl. I'm so jealous. I hope I get to enjoy some of Felipe's Mexican lollipop one day in the near future.

Jessica: Oh fasho girl. You'll like it.

by THA R3ZI$TAA April 6, 2010

mexican alarm clock

big deisel truck, when they hear it coming it wakes you up and you get back to work as the boss man is coming!

hey pedro..you hear that man? "GRUMBLE GRUMBLE GRUMBLE"
I thing the boss is coming man! get back to work holmes.

by camerod December 5, 2004

mexican fire ant

large red ant with big black butt ( in deserts of south west) they came from old mexico!

Nasty mexican fire ant bit me on my butt. People of california let's vote to send all mexican fire ant's back to Chichiwawha. My butt's so big and red it looks like an ORGRANGATAN's ass.

by itichie_nocanpo September 19, 2006

mexican potato chip

when a man cums on a girls face, leaves it to dry, and peels it off later as a cum chip

Debbie: I ate my boyfriends mexican potato chip last night.

by clusterslugs March 9, 2009

Mexican Name Scale

The scale used to determine the coolness of Mexicans, based on last name.

10: Rodriguez--coolest of the cool, BAMF

9: Moreno--very BA

8: Hernandez-- really awesome guy

7: Ramirez--pretty cool

6: Castillo--cool but not BAMFy at all

5: Flores--nice person

4: Mendoza--decent but not good

3: Castro--a bit asanine

2: Sanchez--semi-dumb, could be smelly

1: Gomez--what an idiot!

If your last name is Rodriguez, congratulations!
Moreno's pretty cool. I'd hate to be Gomez! That dweeb.
With the Mexican Name Scale, it's a lot easier for me to tell who's hot and who's not.

by Wentzahol November 9, 2012