Minor March Madness

Inspired by No Nut November, Destroy Dick December, and Masturbation Mania May, we have the holy month of rape

Man I can't wait for Minor March Madness, I love me some kiddos

by sheldon_o December 7, 2018

March 25

A day that gay motherfuckers named “Aiden” or “Hubert” are born.

Hubert: “Did you hear about that queer eye episode last night?”
Aiden: “Yeah they made that guy look thicc asf”
Hubert: “when’s your birthday btw?”
Aiden: “March 25”
Hubert: “OH THATS WHY YOUR GAY ASF”

by Chicken Coochie October 17, 2019

March 19th

National Hoe Day, no lies detected here.

Everyone born March 19th is a straight Hoe, PERIOD.

Olivia is such a hoe! She must be born March 19th.

by littlebitchboyfacts October 15, 2019

Mech Quest

A mecha version of the famous Adventure Quest. While this game may seem interesting at first, it soon becomes repetitive. Instead of actually having fun and unique updates, they usually just have a lot of stupid shit.

Mech Quest team: "Heya folks! doooooooooom!! Were going to give you this really AWESOME update!! your going to have to kill monsters/mechas and then face a boss!!! then we give you some EPIC arms and shoulders!!!"

stupid 8 year old: OMFG YAAAAAY!!

Normal sane person: "Wait a second, how come all the updates have us killing 5-10 people then slaying a boss for rewards? And how come the arms and shoulders are at like, level 30+? That seems a bit high."

Stupid 8 year old: STFU BITCH! GTFO my MECHQUEST!!!!!1111

Normal sane person: Gladly.

by Sanderpower August 19, 2011

Murch

Pretty much the coolest thing since Cabbage Patch Kids. Has an obsession with Spongebob & Mashed Potatoes. Is known to make you laugh and will also make you cry like you're cutting onions. Don't piss this bitch off or You're goin to Hell.

Also a thug, gangster, baller, or any other term you would like to relate to the word p.i.m.p.

You see that girl over there? She's such a Murch.

by Murch June 17, 2008

March 31

If you have born on this day, you are born as "Neverland" and you have to stan a girl group (G)I-DLE. Also, your favorite song from them is "HANN."

Random guy: "When were you born?"
Me: "March 31st."
Random guy: "Oh, do you stan (G)I-DLE and are you part of their fandom called Neverland?"
Me: "OF COURSE!"

by Stan (G)I-DLE October 15, 2019

March 1

The day before March 2.
May come after either February 28 or February 29.

Guy 1: Mah’ birthdayz on March 1
Guy 2: That's random.

by Slang Grammar Nazi May 26, 2018