mathinator

A maths teacher who is basically a walking calculator, but better.

"hey sir, whats the sqaure root of 2 devided by x squared minus 2x = 456?"

"...768"

by Gilbo January 5, 2005

slot machine

A bird thats easy and get it from anyone.

Mate your gf is a slot machine

by Chris22 October 6, 2005

George WAshing machine

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nmAS &George WAshing machine

by JMKapur April 19, 2019

Cleave Machine

A machine commenly used to pick up women, Slags and Prostitutes
Can not be controlled after gaining momentum
Runs purely on the Vaginas of young women, useualy inoccent young women

"Oh god shes walking like a cowboy after the Cleave Machine Gave her a Bouque"

"Ladys you better watch out... the Cleave Machines coming to get you"

"Are you a robot? No! im a Cleave Machine Baby!!!"

by Davey boy smith November 24, 2006

Mathias

Mathias is a strong and independent guy who leaves an impression on everyone. He is very smart and intelligent and is likely to be very successful in future business and with his economy. He might come off as a tough or scary guy(because of his wide shoulders, big muscles and very masculine looks) but as you get to know him, you will soon meet his goofy side. He is very loyal towards the ones he loves, especially family, good friends and his girlfriend. He is not looking for a soulmate, because he has already found his. If you are lucky enough to be one of his loved ones, you can feel safe, because he will always protect them, and nobody wants to mess with him. Like I said, Mathias is very strong and has a toned, fit, and very hot body. Mathias’s usually attract many girls, and they won’t get disappointed when they see his penis eighter, that is waay bigger than average. He is Also veeery sexy and handsome. Be careful around him because it is very easy to fall in love with those beautiful blue eyes. Mathias is also a big fan of candy, so dont let it into his sight if you want it for yourself, and also, he is not afraid to fart in front of you.

“Mathias is so hot, do you think I will have a shot?”

“No, Mathias has a girlfriend, and he is way out of your league anyways”

by Matematikk November 28, 2018

Mathias

MATHIAS got a bigger dick than everybody else, he is very cool, the best person in the world and he loves McDonalds.

Person: I got a big dick
Person2 No sorry, Mathias Got the biggest dick in the world.

by Midtnix June 3, 2019

Mathilde

Feminin version of the apostle Matthieu

Mathilde has 3 siblings : Jean, Luc and Carole

by Skittles extra pillow August 1, 2020