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Exorcising a Mud Demon

When you go to the bathroom and your feces comes out looking like watered-down split pea with ham soup. Pure liquified feces. The foul stench engulfs the entire bathroom. Lysol disinfectant spray is used to combat the stench; however, a "ghost trap" (from the movie Ghostbusters) would be more suitable since the stench is a presence of its own. Mud Demons usually are created when the unsuspecting individual drinks a pot of coffee, smokes a pack of cigarettes, the morning after a hard night of drinking, and/or when eating cereal containing high amounts of fiber (i.e. LIFE, Frosted Mini Wheats, etc). See also Explosive Dirrhea.

Bring a roll of toilet paper and a cross!!
Stan: Dude, what the hell did you do to this bathroom?

Jay: Sorry dude but I had to perform an exorcism on a mud demon.

Stan: You were exorcising a mud demon?!? I can't even breathe!

Jay: It's soul may still not be at rest. Turn on the fan and I'll find the Lysol.
by badfish stylee January 10, 2010
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Afghani Mud Musket

One of those explosive dumps, that resemble what happens if you were to pack mud down the barrel of a musket and shoot it. Commonly referred to as the Turkish Tippman
"Dude, that Maryland Fried chicken lead to a Afghani Mud Musket. Now I can barely walk."
by Transvestache August 7, 2008
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mud sleeve

Man shes got some big ol mud sleeves
by rocko 1026 July 15, 2009
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cold mud

a grave, a place where a dead person is buried
His great uncle was initially believed to be in cold mud. But they found he was alive.
by The Return of Light Joker January 13, 2011
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mud snake

When you pull out of a girls ass and she shits all over your dick, your dick is now a "mud snake"
I was fucking Kelly in the ass last night and she totally gave me a mud snake
by fullofsmidt March 12, 2014
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mud flap

When you take a shit and it gets on on your nuts. It looks like a muddy tire flap.
I got explosive diarrhea last night and ended up getting a nice mud flap.
by tennessee tophat January 5, 2016
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Mud flaps

When an ass receives so much Intercourse that it becomes loose and resembles a loose vagina. Similar to meat curtains.
My asshole is so loose that I now have mud flaps.
by Thenig187 September 6, 2017
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