milk the mule

Fart around, jerk off, waste time doing nothing interesting and/or instructive.

I was fired so today I`m just gonna milk the mule on google.com.

by Reek-the-Prick August 29, 2019

Bullfrog milk

Australian slang term for semen.

Shazza was plastered on bullfrog milk.

by mttttlck September 19, 2020

Milked Out

To milk out or get frothed is to smoke weed and get high.

I just got milked out at the party.

by Milked out December 24, 2021

milk emergency

When you eat a cookie or brownie and suddenly NEED milk to satisfy your taste buds so you stop whatever you are doing and all out sprint to the fridge destroying everything in your path to satisfy the urge in the short window that it lasts.

I stiff armed grandma on the way to the kitchen to get a gulp of milk because I had a milk emergency while eating a brownie in the basement while playing minecraft and jerking off.

by milkman262 December 18, 2013

Cheese Milk

When someones attitude is a little too cheesy.

Ron stop being a cheese milk right now.

by whenyoupoop October 15, 2019

Waste of milk

Someone who is a waste of space and nut.

Rafiel's bitch ass is a waste of milk.

by BigDickBaller20 September 22, 2020

Max milking

When you wake up in the middle of the night and drink as much milk qs you can until satisfied.

Dude, last night I went max milking and drank half a gallon.

by Moze801z October 15, 2021