A man who enjoys watching children swim, in chicken costumes. He will kidnap children and force them into the costumes. Then toss them into a pool, afterwards he sells them to KFC
Police officer one - We had another Liam last night
Police officer two - Man. Those poor children
Liam - I like watching children swim in chicken costumes
Police officer two - Man. Those poor children
Liam - I like watching children swim in chicken costumes
by LukewarmCum May 13, 2022

He’s handsome. The sweetest one in his group. He’s protective and strong. He has charming eyes. A cuddler. He is emotional and will cry at sad movies. Yet he’s the team leader and the strength of his team. He’s curious of the world around him. Very adventurous. He loves animals and is kind to all. He makes everyone feel welcomed. No one’s left behind. If he could he’d be an Avenger himself. He’s Captain America riding in on a Tyrannosaurus Rex! My hero! To know a Liam means you’ll be in the best care.
by _Stella November 22, 2021

by erjhjhrthjtrksk;th January 9, 2020

Canonically the brother of Jack Jasper, Liam Jasper often goons on Marvel rivals, draws anime girls on school desks, and probably reads manga.
Liam Jasper: Hello, I am Liam Jasper.
Me: hello Liam Jasper, wanna hop on Marvel rivals?
Liam Jasper: Im already playing marvel rivals
Me: how are you texting me and playing at the same time
Liam Jasper: i sometimes mutate an extra set of arms, or 1 & 1/2 when I play.
Me: why 1 & 1/2
Liam Jasper: one hand for gooning, two hands for playing.
Me: hello Liam Jasper, wanna hop on Marvel rivals?
Liam Jasper: Im already playing marvel rivals
Me: how are you texting me and playing at the same time
Liam Jasper: i sometimes mutate an extra set of arms, or 1 & 1/2 when I play.
Me: why 1 & 1/2
Liam Jasper: one hand for gooning, two hands for playing.
by GeoRetch September 15, 2025

by anonymous January 9, 2025
