ass lemon

A whole lemon that has been surreptitiously infused with liquified human feces.

When life gives you ass lemons, make ass lemonade.

by Fart_Hammer February 27, 2012

Lemon Powerade

Everyone has heard or even tasted the infamous Lemon-lime powerade, but what people probably haven’t heard of is it’s secret half brother Lemon. Lemon powerade cannot be found in stores, the only places it is found is in soft drink machines mixed in with hundreds of other flavors. It’s taste is immaculate, soaking your tongue with sweet lemony drops of pure perfection.

Nathaniel: yo have you tried lemon powerade?

Thomas: No bruh what is that

by ShrekBThicc June 18, 2022

Lemon

Anyone named lemon is a queen omg. There parents where like yessssss LEMON LETS GOOOOOOOOOO you are such a unique person. Whoever is named lemon is the sexsiest person alive. They are sour and sweet. They like goldfish as pets. There soooooo prettttyyyyyy and have such a good personality and damm the name lemon dammm.

OMG HAVE U SEEN LEMON SHES SO SMART AND SEXY
LEMON IS SUCH A UNIQUE NAME

by tocoolforschl December 1, 2020

Texan Lemon Drop

When you cum in someone's butt, put a plug in it, allow it to marinate overnight, then let it drip into a glass the next day and shoot it.

In texas it is customary to take 21 texan lemon drop shots on one's birthday.

by ProfessorofRealEnglishWords November 29, 2022

Cherry lemon

A lemon that has little to no backstory

Boy 1: let's read the fanfiction

Boy 2: love it. Especially this cherry lemon

by TheRealConsole June 30, 2018

Lost lemons

When you go balls deep in a bitch and you can't get your nuts out her vagina (:

Guy 1: I went so deep in her I got lost lemons
Guy 2: wow.

by I_know_everything August 3, 2013

Lemon Oreo

When you and your buddy high-five while both of you have jizz on your hands

Me and frank had a pull off in the bathroom last night. He won so we did the lemon oreo.

by LemonOreoGuy December 4, 2021