The most dangerous word in the fucking world. if said exactly 69420 times in a row yo will summon a lemon with the power of a thousand chicken nuggets. This can end the world trust me i know.
Terrorist: Lemon, lemon, lemon, lemon....
Person: what the heck are you doing?
Terrorist: Lemon, lemon lemon
Person: Dude wtf stop it.
Terrorist : SHUT UP GODAMMIT IM TRRYING TO END THE WORLD! DAMN I LOST COUNT!
Person: oh shit
Person: what the heck are you doing?
Terrorist: Lemon, lemon lemon
Person: Dude wtf stop it.
Terrorist : SHUT UP GODAMMIT IM TRRYING TO END THE WORLD! DAMN I LOST COUNT!
Person: oh shit
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You would die for this person.
With no hesitation you would jump in front of a bullet for them.
It could be anyone, a family member, a friend, or even a significant other.
Who is your lemon?
(No I do not know why it’s called a lemon, so don’t ask)
You would die for this person.
With no hesitation you would jump in front of a bullet for them.
It could be anyone, a family member, a friend, or even a significant other.
Who is your lemon?
(No I do not know why it’s called a lemon, so don’t ask)
“Who is your lemon Y/N?”
“Oh, my brother. He has been my best friend sense birth, and I don’t know what I would do without him. How about you?”
“That’s sweet… honestly, mine would probably end my girlfriend/boyfriend/partner. They have helped me through so much and they mean the world to me.”
“That’s cool :)”
“Oh, my brother. He has been my best friend sense birth, and I don’t know what I would do without him. How about you?”
“That’s sweet… honestly, mine would probably end my girlfriend/boyfriend/partner. They have helped me through so much and they mean the world to me.”
“That’s cool :)”
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A consumer using already-owned equipment on a newly purchased item for the benefit of making the new item work the way it was advertised to work.
Opting to repair, adjust or modify a brand new purchase, or part of a brand new purchase, with pre-owned items, rather than returning the substandard item (lemon) for a refund or exchange.
The act of purchasing equipment for the sole purpose of repairing, adapting, altering, adjusting or modifying a newly purchased item so it can function the way it was advertised, rather than returning the item for a refund or exchange.
A consumer using already-owned equipment on a newly purchased item for the benefit of making the new item work the way it was advertised to work.
Opting to repair, adjust or modify a brand new purchase, or part of a brand new purchase, with pre-owned items, rather than returning the substandard item (lemon) for a refund or exchange.
The act of purchasing equipment for the sole purpose of repairing, adapting, altering, adjusting or modifying a newly purchased item so it can function the way it was advertised, rather than returning the item for a refund or exchange.
"This vacuum doesn't suck!! Here's the problem! There's a hole in the hose. Instead of returning it, I'll just lemon-rig it with duct tape."
"That's a brand new car!! Are you seriously going to lemon-rig it with red fingernail polish instead of sending it back for a paint job?"
"...But I just bought these chairs and they are scratching up my floors! The end caps are cheap! The metal is poking through! I don't want to waste time sending them back; besides, I love these chairs and we have a party in two days! I'll go to the hardware store and buy some decent end caps. Why waste time when I can just lemon-rig it?"
"That's a brand new car!! Are you seriously going to lemon-rig it with red fingernail polish instead of sending it back for a paint job?"
"...But I just bought these chairs and they are scratching up my floors! The end caps are cheap! The metal is poking through! I don't want to waste time sending them back; besides, I love these chairs and we have a party in two days! I'll go to the hardware store and buy some decent end caps. Why waste time when I can just lemon-rig it?"
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