Slam Jelly

Like a slam jam, but for british people.

Mmm Quite. Come on and Slam, and welcome to the Jelly.

Yes what a slam jelly

RIgHT QuiCK

by Big_Nibba December 14, 2017

Fun Jelly

Slippery stuff you can get fun with, such as massage oils and gels. Not to be confused with lubricants.

“I was sorting through your room and found some fun jelly stuffed in a box”

by rkatherine January 8, 2018

Grilled Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich

A Heavenly Southern treat. Make a regular Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich then butter the outside of the bread then grill in a frying pan until golden brown. Enjoy with a glass of milk.

Hey Connie, Mama made Grilled Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches for lunch, I’ll pour us two glasses of milk.

by Ms Kitty Lorraine January 2, 2020

Peanut Butter Jelly Bomb

(Noun) - 2 oz Screwball Peanut Butter Whiskey with a Welch’s Grape Soda chaser. Note: the second swig of grape soda reactivates the experience!

Created by Krys Kilo and Gray Devio once upon a winter’s night in Feb, 2020.

Hey bartender, let me get a peanut butter jelly bomb...ASAP!

by Gray Devio February 7, 2020

Schmucker's Goober Jelly

Da brain-activity-reducing/altering (i.e., eating it causes you to be a "goober") striped nut/fruit spread dat Harrison Ford had in his mid-afternoon snack-sandwich, and which subsequently caused him to accidentally land his Aviat Husky in a manner contrary to the tower's instructions ("I’m the schmuck that landed on the taxiway").

One should not have any potentially-dangerous, exacting, and/or expensive activities planned for several hours after ingesting any sizable amount of Schmucker's Goober Jelly, so as to hopefully avoid any cranial-confusion-related mishaps caused by consuming said tasty-but-thought-fogging comestible --- just look what it did to famed actor-turned-pilot Harrison Ford (i.e., he both overflew another aircraft at a dangerously low altitude AND touched down on the wrong tarmac-strip), and HE was an experienced pilot, to boot!

by QuacksO April 8, 2020

Jellies

Any squishy part on a person's or creature's anatomy. Bellies, balls, tummies and paws are all prime examples of the medical term 'Jellies'.

Babe, let me touch your jellies!

by YouPoopin? April 14, 2020

Whipping up some Jelly

British(generally Birmingham) slang for wanking.

After a long day’s work, it’s always nice to come home and start whipping up some jelly.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020