A Mexican Hat dance is performed typically in front of a Mariachi band with a minimum of three people. The participants stand in a line, or gather in a circle depending on the number of people taking part in the dance. The person in the middle gets serviced... sexially from both front and behind. When the song changes, the person in the middle rotates to get serviced buy different people.
Went down to Home Depot to pick me up a 3 piece band and a couple of loose women for a Mexican Hat Dance later on. You should swing by and check it out.
by analbabes May 23, 2018
Get the Mexican Hat Dancemug. When a girl's meat curtains are so dangerous you have to wear double sided Condom with spermicide in the middle.
by MrMagicFingersz July 9, 2016
Get the Hard Hat Areamug. Back in college we would prank our dorm mates by sneaking up on them, holding them down and givin' em a big fat stink hat
by Haunch Tickler December 29, 2018
Get the Stink Hatmug. by depressfox November 18, 2010
Get the Wearing The Hatmug. A soothing, grooming process for your carnal treasure. It includes an initial brazilian wax followed by a facial of sorts ("vagacial") to soothe the waxed region. The final touch is vajazzling, which involves a beautiful arrangement of rhinestones. Completely non-invasive and perfect for special occasions, such as bachelorette parties or preparation for your wedding night. Or prom.
by Anal Hell Shinny Wonk September 2, 2010
Get the Vagina Cake Hatmug. Switching from protected sex to unprotected sex during the act by removing the condom, and of course continuing the act.
by TehXeNo December 6, 2006
Get the rabbit out of the hatmug. Devon said Sally pulled an Amish hat trick last night. She misplaced her panties, knocked out her front teeth, and slept on the fire escape.
by docjuan February 19, 2008
Get the Amish hat trickmug.