chew glass

Dealing with something difficult and painful

Expression: I heard some say I gained weight when I’m on a diet, I’m gonna chew glass

My professor said I had to get my paper due by 12pm tonight, my computer died and didn’t save the file, I’m gonna chew glass

If I had to pick between Ana de armas

Or Sydney Sweeney I’d rather chew glass

by truelove00 March 5, 2025

glass rose

How sophisticated tweakers refer to a meth pipe

Timmy never asks for a meth pipe in the head shop. He asks for a glass rose, and if he's lucky it has a teeny tiny flower in it.

by fVck_m3th March 7, 2025

Nostalgia glasses

A term used for when a person or group of people turn a blind eye to the bad side of a past event because they only see it from a nostalgic perspective

"He doesn't realise how bad it was; he needs to take off his nostalgia glasses"

by Hotdog27 March 20, 2025

Sea glass queef

The most uncommon Crayola color only produced 4 times in an abandon facility in hong kong.

The orignal producer, Fakyu Mika, was caught groping female workers at his previous job.

Hey why is that crayon in a glass seal

Its sea glass queef

*Immediate pussy magnet*

by Aubbey_waubbey June 6, 2024

'Glasses Dylan'

a man with glasses but never wears them, creator of the gerlurkin method, and avid lean sipper.

yo! did yall see my new 'Glasses Dylan' style merch?!? LEAN madness!!

by EFUIPGHWefgib June 11, 2024

Phantom Glasses Syndrome

Phantom glasses syndrome is a condition where a person experiences the sensation of still wearing glasses even after removing them.

Bruvva i can still feel my glasses but i aint even wearing them?!?!

You've got Phantom Glasses Syndrome mate.

by Darksal July 10, 2024

glasses

things that let you see things without the blurry that stereotypically makes you look either a nerd or smarter because thats what society thinks (but mostly the nerd one)

bully: ha! you look so nerdy with those glasses
james: fuck off

by Xeries July 14, 2024