horny

drunk or getting too sexy

Hannah was so fucking horny that night when she fucked James.

by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022

hair horny

When you notice how great everyone’s haircut and style and can’t stop noticing and commenting.

Bro #1: Dude your hair looks awesome today!
Bro #2: I know man you’ve told me already. Are you hair horny or something?

by poolboyluva May 10, 2018

horny

excited

are you horny?

by w@tt March 19, 2019

horny

you know the meaning *wink wink*
boomer meaning : someone who thinks the have horns
actual meaning : someone who is so sexually aroused , they wouldnt know the different between a goat and a albino dwarf prostitute

i am so horny , i could fuck your mom

by DickFuckSEXOHHHYEAHHH January 5, 2023

horny bird

when your bird is horny it has sex preferably like my birds they have sex and they’re both girls so they’re lesbian birds so just understand that

bird + horny = bird sex

i have a horny bird it keeps having sex

by poopoo<3 August 1, 2021

Horny Matt

send dick pics to mad girls but never hook up

i swear mike keene is a horny matt

by Mikeybikey69 January 4, 2020

HORNY PLUMBERS CLUB

they stank up and clog bathrooms causing floods at times because they are HOT FOR having SEX with PED0PHILES.

SABOTAGERS OF MAMDALAY BAY INVESTIGATION .

YOU can walk into a bathroom at STACKS of the record BIG BIRD and any of the COFFEE HOUSES as as well as other restaurants to witness the HORNY PLUMBERS CLUB being impotent with ENVY of those PED0PHILES that they feel can unplug their pipes.

Knowing full well of the procedures and motives of STEPHEN CRAIG PADDOCK it maybe clear that it may have taken some of the HORNY PLUMBERS CLUB to execute this you may say WAGER WAGGER perfection of LONE talent of aerospace accountant sexual music AWARENESS AND INTELLIGENCE.

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER May 16, 2022