synthetic hi-hats

The sound of a hi-hat (a pair of cymbals on a stand with a foot pedal that is used to open & close them; thus changing the sound that they make when struck with drumsticks) created solely by synthesizer hardware or computer software synthesis.

Most frequently heard in electronic music ("electronica" is the name of the actual musical genre).

No real hi-hats are damaged or destroyed when synthetic hi-hats are employed.
The song, "Move to the Beat" by the electronica group Monkey Zound has synthetic hi-hats in it! How kewl!
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Hard Hat Area

When a girl's meat curtains are so dangerous you have to wear double sided Condom with spermicide in the middle.
Your hooking up with tiffany? That's a hard Hat area.
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Wearing The Hat

A term used to describe when one is high on marijuana
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Stink Hat

The putrid act of doing the unthinkable on someones head (or, ideally, face)
Back in college we would prank our dorm mates by sneaking up on them, holding them down and givin' em a big fat stink hat
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Vagina Cake Hat

A soothing, grooming process for your carnal treasure. It includes an initial brazilian wax followed by a facial of sorts ("vagacial") to soothe the waxed region. The final touch is vajazzling, which involves a beautiful arrangement of rhinestones. Completely non-invasive and perfect for special occasions, such as bachelorette parties or preparation for your wedding night. Or prom.
I think I want to go all the way with Ned tonight, should I get a vagina cake hat?
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rabbit out of the hat

Switching from protected sex to unprotected sex during the act by removing the condom, and of course continuing the act.
I pulled the rabbit out of the hat last night when I was with my girl.
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Amish hat trick

A light weight who imbibes three shots and becomes three sheets to the wind.
Devon said Sally pulled an Amish hat trick last night. She misplaced her panties, knocked out her front teeth, and slept on the fire escape.
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