fat breasted and awful

An insult. When someone (usually a male) is large and flabby in the breast area and also a terrible person.

Here comes Brian. That kid is fat breasted and awful.

by Brad R December 17, 2006

fat chick magnet

An intoxicated male whom becomes the target of seduction by fat chicks, who are used to only getting laid with inebriated men or guys down on their luck.

"Johnson never gets the hot chicks because he always manages to put on beer goggles and let a fat chick blow him. He's a real fat chick magnet."

by Michaelson March 3, 2008

fat moment

an embarrassing moment when you realize you are fatter than you thought you were. occurs during unexpected times, such as when you are drying off after a shower.

"Oh god, I had a fat moment today. "

by bobby rahal December 18, 2008

Fat Fool

A person who is outragiously a fool for no reason whatsoever and always is just stupid and sounds bejubilous in the process.

You are just being a fat fool and need to get away from me.

by msbrean11 July 25, 2009

Fat Face Syndrome

FFS is when you're on the telephone and your fat face dials a number, hang the phone up or presses the volume keys.

"... and she was being a bitch so I told her -beep- sorry, fat face syndrome."

by Jennahoe October 22, 2009

Fat Intruder

An unwanted/unexpected erection or semi-on.

I was sitting on the bus, minding my own business and all of a sudden I got a fat intruder.

by magpie55 July 29, 2011

Fat F

When someone makes a huge fuckin mistake, fucks up badly

Fat failure

“Bro my car ran out of gas”
“Really bro”
“Yeah”
“Oof, that’s a fat f”

“Bro have you seen his new girlfriend”
“Yeah dude she’s fuckin ugly”
“That’s a fat f”

by Iceandjayxxsick November 1, 2018