Fart Fuel 

Any thing that gives you gas

Milk would be a fart fuel if you are lactose intolerant

Fart Fuel by ClanClan May 19, 2008

fart mark 

when a male skeets in his drawers. This is usually used with a kid that shits his pants.

Mommy, I didn't poop my pants, its a fart mark.

fart mark by Dustyeyes January 2, 2009

Fart Plane 

Single engine aircraft that flies over your neighborhood at the earliest hours in the morning with its farting engine.

"I was trying to sleep but that goddamn fart plane had to wake me up!"

Fart Plane by Nordic Storm August 20, 2009

fart time 

when you work 21-35 hours a week. you aren't full time, but you aren't part time either. therefore you are fart time.

i work fart time at lowe's. it sucks.

fart time by radiuminjection October 13, 2009

Fart Wrangler 

Someone who is so controlling that they would probably try to throw a lasso around a fart.

Dude 1: "How is your relationship with Sheila working out?"

Dude 2: "I dunno, man, she's kind of a fart wrangler."

Fart Wrangler by TippyGoesLive! June 21, 2010

fart smuggler 

a fart that is held in the bowels of your anal cavity and is yet to be released till a more appropriate time.

i saw Hudson yesterday with Josh. they looked like total fart smugglers

fart smuggler by MC HUDMART November 14, 2010

Fart in the bath 

Something self-generated or inflicted that is fundamentally disgusting but relished simultaneously.

Sis: Done reading Twilight.

Bro: What the hell man?

Sis: I know, it’s disgusting yet at the same time I couldn’t stop reading. It’s similar to that one time I had a fart in the bath, it was disgusting but at the same time splendid.

Fart in the bath by Le_Moff May 14, 2012