DISTRUB

The technique of fondling ones body part while a floofy animal lays on said body part.

I need you to distrub my hand so my cat will move and I can use my vape.

by Masosik July 8, 2021

distcuss

To talk about something with revulsion.

We all distcussed Larry's refusal to take a bath more than once a week

by Vaene1 July 13, 2021

Disturbance

A bunch of band kids gathered together in a larger group

Random 1: What are all those kids on the field?
Random 2: that’s a disturbance

by Iwishiwasjessesgirl420 August 3, 2021

distorny

When something makes you horny but also disturbed at the same time.

Yo look at this anime trap it makes me so distorny

by Big_black_man October 20, 2021

Disturbernate

Cracking one off the wrist and jizzing in someone’s eye while fingering your own arse and sounding like a Dalek.

Terry have that pass a Disturbernate last night the dirty git.

by Jaun Fandango November 14, 2021

distancedlovers

a username used by only the sexiest married man in the world.

person 1- hey carlos, do you know distancedlovers??

person 2- of course i do, i heard their husband is pretty hot

by horseonastick September 4, 2021

distancedlovers

a really hot tiktoker who likes taylor swift

person one: hey, you follow distancedlovers on tiktok? what do they post?

person two: oh they post videos related to Taylor Swift. they called me and let me meet hannah montana!

by ilikepooteehee September 4, 2021