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Metronome Dance

The act of waving one or two fingers and your head side to side to the rhythm of music, in a metronome-like manner. This dance is usually done by nerds who can't dance or people who just don't feel like getting down. Many nerds who do this dance, usually do it to J-Rock, J-pop, Weird Al, or some other nerdy music such as Banana Phone.
All the nerds in the classroom started to do the Metronome Dance when the teacher turned on some Weird Al Yankovic polka crap.
by Stay Gold Ponyboy June 15, 2011
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the poopy dance

occurs when you have to take a shit but there is no restroom nearby. therefore you end up dancing around while prairie dogging, trying to hold the turd at bay.
i had to do the poopy dance for fifteen minutes in the mall before i could find a restroom.
by bumbleclot January 2, 2009
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arm dance

Arm dancing is were a male holds his arm down and a female (or male) dance is on it until the man gets a erection.
by ashlei,.(: January 3, 2010
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Crab Dance

The act of puffing out your chest, raising your arms as claws, and moving quickly from side to side as if you were a crab.
Richard, do the crab dance!

Give me a cigarette first.

Nonono, go home.
by mikeythestud January 12, 2010
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dulco dance

A frenetic, desperate foxtrot often performed by those who have imbibed a popular, over-the-counter laxative. Designed to keep the trains outside the station, 'dancers' frequently 'feel the rhythm' when the prospect of reaching a public convenience in time is remote.
'Man, did you see that guy working it on the Tube. I think he was doing the dulco dance!'
by jez1974 June 9, 2009
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clappy dance

The act of thrusting your groin area, causing a clapping sound caused by your ballsack hitting your buttcheeks.
<Man> Man, did she go crazy when you did the clappy dance?

<Other Man> Nah foo nah
by CHICKENBONENOWISON! October 16, 2009
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freeze dance

drinking game where a group of people dances with drinks in hand. When the music stops, anybody still in motion chugs their drink.
freeze dance is america's favorite passtime
by BIG BOBBY December 3, 2006
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