Dick Blush

"That made my dick blush" is a term used when a male sees or hears something incredibly arousing or attractive, combined with a feeling of shyness or embarrassment. It can also be said by women as a comedic effect.

When seeing his girlfriend in that outfit for the first time, it made his dick blush.

OR

Babe, that took me by surprise. I think my dick blushed.

by Punkymunk May 3, 2018

seths dick

It us so fucking huge

I sucked seths dick its huge

by Suckass174 April 20, 2018

Dick grayson

The best robin

Dick grayson is the best robin

by Kait Leigh August 16, 2021

Workout dick

Term to describe ones penis post workout. Workout sucks tend to be pathetically small and flaccid due to flood flow being distribute to other parts of the body

Man I got a bad case of workout dick right now. It’s so small and wrinkly jeeze.

by Larmonaid May 13, 2018

Dick Shad

A formation of vaginal residue at the base of the shaft.

"I love when Gertrude's on top, but she leaves a bunch of dick shadbehind."

by Ron Joberts March 1, 2018

Mega Dick

When you've reached a maximum erection and your penis is capable of long-distance ejaculation.

His Mega Dick was beyond any she had ever seen.

by Dr. T-meme February 12, 2017

Dick the halls

When that asshole next door puts up his Christmas lights before Thanksgiving.

Danny: Man, sure is a beautiful day. Hey Fred what's your neighbor doing?

Fred: Looks like he's trying to dick the halls

Danny: Damn, no respect for Thanksgiving anymore.

by FortKnox5 March 26, 2016