Metronome Dance

The act of waving one or two fingers and your head side to side to the rhythm of music, in a metronome-like manner. This dance is usually done by nerds who can't dance or people who just don't feel like getting down. Many nerds who do this dance, usually do it to J-Rock, J-pop, Weird Al, or some other nerdy music such as Banana Phone.

All the nerds in the classroom started to do the Metronome Dance when the teacher turned on some Weird Al Yankovic polka crap.

by Stay Gold Ponyboy June 15, 2011

dulco dance

A frenetic, desperate foxtrot often performed by those who have imbibed a popular, over-the-counter laxative. Designed to keep the trains outside the station, 'dancers' frequently 'feel the rhythm' when the prospect of reaching a public convenience in time is remote.

'Man, did you see that guy working it on the Tube. I think he was doing the dulco dance!'

by jez1974 June 9, 2009

Crab Dance

The act of puffing out your chest, raising your arms as claws, and moving quickly from side to side as if you were a crab.

Richard, do the crab dance!

Give me a cigarette first.

Nonono, go home.

by mikeythestud January 12, 2010

first dance

The first dance that a newlywed couple share during their wedding reception.

The song for Alan and Lyndsay's first dance was very fitting.

by LiftedStarfish September 28, 2017

Funky Dance

The song played by the ska band The Miasmics It is also refered to as the White Man's dance because only white people are kool enough to do it.

The Miasmics played the Funky Dance at the cafe the other night.

by Urg Man June 27, 2004

diva dance

when you bug out or when you flip out in anger. diva dances arent always "dances" or "movements" but are definitely always verbal.

boy: shut the fuck up

girl: DONT TELL ME TO SHUT THE FUCK Up! ILL SPEAK HOW EVER THE FUCK I WANT TO!!

^^ one of the many examples of a diva dance^^

by playaplayaa2223 March 29, 2009

clappy dance

The act of thrusting your groin area, causing a clapping sound caused by your ballsack hitting your buttcheeks.

<Man> Man, did she go crazy when you did the clappy dance?

<Other Man> Nah foo nah

by CHICKENBONENOWISON! October 16, 2009