Cum hum

When a female (or homosexual male) has had so much sperm ejaculated inside of them (anus, mouth or vagina) that these areas actually smell like old sperm.

"Oh man, I took Scarlet home last night."

"How was it?"

"Terrible, she had a wicked case of cum hum."

"Oh man, that's horrific."

"Tell me about it, I almost threw up."

by MattyHavoc January 31, 2012

cum frother

Someone that has just taken a cumshot in the mouth, starts gargling and foaming all that cum. Kind of like a milk frother.

I fucked this nasty freak last night. She was a cum frother! My cum was just foaming out her mouth and she wanted more!

by Ass molest December 28, 2017

Cum Dap

When Jones ejaculates inside the vagina, and the recipient wipes the excess cum with her hand and gives Jones an open hand handshake "Cum Dap"

"OMG Jones, that sex was bomb! (wipes cum) ...give me a Cum Dap"

by CMJ6115 January 9, 2017

Cum Comb

A comb used to remove stuck ejaculate from hair when water doesn’t work.

He splashed in my hair and I had to use my cum comb to brush it out.

by Grunty August 16, 2019

cum tears

When a man shoots a large, watery, celery-powered load right below the eyes of their partner and the semen flows down their cheeks like the Colorado River after a heavy duty rain storm.

Olive Garden waiter: Oh man, last night, you shoulda seen it. She was crying cum tears like her entire family was murdered by a psycho killer.

Father at table: My daughter just wants a refill on her Diet Sprite, please.

by Herb E. Versmels December 17, 2016

cum cavern

The arch of the back when you fucking from behind. Perfect to pull out and jizz into.

"So I was fucking this girl and she had the perfect cum cavern"
"Did you cum?"
"Hell yeah!"

by cumcavern1 March 13, 2017

boogers and cum

The Yelper Special! Basically what you give to any Yelpers reviewing your restaurant.

Guy: do you want to go to that restaurant that just opened up?
Friend (who is a Yelper): no thanks, it didn't taste good when I reviewed it
Guy: well did you tell them you are a Yelper?
Friend: yes?
Guy: then they gave you boogers and cum

by drivingmorans123 June 23, 2021