Cooted

When you get so coked up that you can't remember if you let someone film you doing something that will later ruin your life.

Fuck I was so cooted last night. I hope I didnt let someone film me calling Klopp a cunt.

by Sav-D November 12, 2024

cooterbonked

When you stretch the labia so far and fit your balls inside and bounce around till you ejaculate screaming I bonked ya

Wanna bonk? Let’s “bonk “

I love getting cooterbonked.

What’s that?

Read above.

by Bonkedintheheadasachild November 26, 2024

Cooter Clap

The equivalent of "Tea Bagging" for female gamers and/or characters.

You just got cooter clapped.

Gamer 1: What are you doing?
Gamer 2: Cooter clapping.

by thecooltherapist December 2, 2024

Cooter Wacker

referring to the vagina (noun)

Can emily, can I see that cooter wacker?

by weedwhacker13 December 14, 2024

Cooter Wacker

its basically another way to say coochie or pussy etc. can also be referred to as cooter

"Hey emile, I know we're step siblings, but can I take a peek at your cooter wacker?"

by weedwhacker13 December 14, 2024

Cooter Stamp

When a person leaves a menstruation stain on the toilet seat.

Amanda at work always leaves a cooter stamp.

by Sunday Dawn January 29, 2026

Cooter Cum

After your vagina has been exposed to poison oak or ivy and it is so swollen, smells,and itching so badly that it's unbearable and starts to weep.

I thought this girl had a crab fest down in her pants, she told me it was Cooter Cum and that she was exposed to poison ivy after her aunt rubbed leaves all over the crotch of her panties,

by Satan 79 February 14, 2026