1st Class Maths

A guy who helps needy british kids with their gcse. Bonus points if you watch the night before the exam.

Needy Child: Chat I might be cooked, I have my math gcse exam tommorow.
Chat: Watch 1st Class Maths needy child
Needy Child: Thanks Chat!

by Carry on young one February 20, 2025

National punch the oldest person on your class

Just punch the oldest person on you class( not the teacher tho you don’t wanna get a referral do you?)

Classmate: hey buddy
Me:hey
Me:*punches*
Classmate: what the hell is wrong with you?
Me: sorry buddy it’s National punch the oldest person on your class day 😬

by VSCO girl forever October 29, 2019

Class With 5 People

A Special Ed Class

Timmy NEEDS To be sent in a Class With 5 People

by ndotty_gzzzz November 12, 2025

bart farts his class to a punishment

Bart farts

Fart makes a rude bart so he is told offf!

bart farts his class to a punishment

by xdr5t3evq3q October 27, 2023

Class 1 Nooner

Someone who consumes 1 High Noon when pregaming before the bars

That dude is a Class 1 Nooner! He doesn't pregame hard

by 247tray October 26, 2024

Olympic Class Dumbass

me

Teacher: What's n divided by 16?
My head: ORANGUTAN PUSSY, ORANGUTAN PUSSY!
Everyone else: Wow, he's an Olympic Class Dumbass.

by WTMS369 January 11, 2021

Class incest

When you date someone who’s in the same class as you. This type of relationship usually never lasts, and it becomes so awkward after y’all break up.

(Inspired by teachers who say the class is your second family)

“Dude I started dating Darcy from math class”

“Bro why would you commit class incest? Imagine how awkward it’ll be after y’all break up and now you’re doing all your projects together because of some silly honeymoon phase”
“Shit dawg you’re right”

by lulouise August 13, 2024