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1st Class Maths

A guy who helps needy british kids with their gcse. Bonus points if you watch the night before the exam.
Needy Child: Chat I might be cooked, I have my math gcse exam tommorow.
Chat: Watch 1st Class Maths needy child
Needy Child: Thanks Chat!
by Carry on young one February 20, 2025
mugGet the 1st Class Mathsmug.
Just punch the oldest person on you class( not the teacher tho you don’t wanna get a referral do you?)
Classmate: hey buddy
Me:hey
Me:*punches*
Classmate: what the hell is wrong with you?
Me: sorry buddy it’s National punch the oldest person on your class day 😬
by VSCO girl forever October 29, 2019
mugGet the National punch the oldest person on your classmug.

Class With 5 People

Timmy NEEDS To be sent in a Class With 5 People
by ndotty_gzzzz November 12, 2025
mugGet the Class With 5 Peoplemug.

bart farts his class to a punishment

Fart makes a rude bart so he is told offf!

bart farts his class to a punishment
by xdr5t3evq3q October 27, 2023
mugGet the bart farts his class to a punishmentmug.

Class 1 Nooner

Someone who consumes 1 High Noon when pregaming before the bars
That dude is a Class 1 Nooner! He doesn't pregame hard
by 247tray October 26, 2024
mugGet the Class 1 Noonermug.

Olympic Class Dumbass

me
Teacher: What's n divided by 16?
My head: ORANGUTAN PUSSY, ORANGUTAN PUSSY!
Everyone else: Wow, he's an Olympic Class Dumbass.
by WTMS369 January 11, 2021
mugGet the Olympic Class Dumbassmug.

Class incest

When you date someone who’s in the same class as you. This type of relationship usually never lasts, and it becomes so awkward after y’all break up.

(Inspired by teachers who say the class is your second family)
“Dude I started dating Darcy from math class

“Bro why would you commit class incest? Imagine how awkward it’ll be after y’all break up and now you’re doing all your projects together because of some silly honeymoon phase
“Shit dawg you’re right”
by lulouise August 13, 2024
mugGet the Class incestmug.

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