Coffee Loft

A place to sit and drink coffee or mocha ice rage, it is located in Fairhope Alabama.

I'm at the Coffee Loft.

by Rachelianna Marie. January 12, 2009

Coffeescenti

Those who are "in the know" regarding coffee. Also used as a derogatory term by those who cast aspersions on coffee snobs.

Derived from Cognoscenti:
co⋅gno⋅scen⋅ti
–plural noun, singular -te  /-ti/ Persons who have superior knowledge and understanding of a particular field, esp. in the fine arts, literature, and world of fashion.

Origin: 1770–80; < It, Latinized var. of conoscente (prp. of conoscere to know) < L. See cognition, -ent

Wow, she really knows a lot about coffee.
Yep, she's a true coffeescenti. She can spot a non-arabica blend a mile away.

Alternate usage:
Wow, she's really loyal to Starbucks.
Yep, she's a coffeescenti- one of those coffee snobs who think that overpaying for burned beans makes her cool.

by WheezerMF November 2, 2009

coffee saucer

Giant nipples

Damn girl...u a dime but those giant coffee saucer nipples mad me lose my hardon

by bobby broheezy December 6, 2009

coffeesucker

Typically a female who enjoys giving oral sex to African American Males

She won't give you a blow job she's a coffeesucker!

by Meatball scmc April 4, 2010

Coffee Urn

Noun. (kaw-fee urn)

Where you keep the dead ashes of your old coffee grounds

After I brewed a pot of coffee my coffee died. I cremated it, sent in the obituary announcement and put my coffee in the coffee urn. Twas a sad, sad day.

by Koffee Phreek August 20, 2010

Coffeesaurus

Coffee specially made for hax0rs.

Does anyone want a coffeesaurus?

by [e-mail] September 29, 2010

Coffee Scenario

When somebody really irritates you but you act really nice to them anyway, just to be polite. But then one day, you have a cup of coffee and get all hyped up and yell at them like there's no tomorrow. After that, you've burnt the bridge and you're dancing on the embers.

Danielle: Oh jesus, he sounds so annoying
Emily: I know right, but then I flipped out and it was a total coffee scenario. I feel so much better now.

by PleaseJustGoHome March 18, 2011