Chode Hoagie

A term used to describe someone who is so dumb that they do not possess the common sense to leave a bad situation.

Just like a chode is located between the genitals and the asshole.

You are such a chode hoagie, dude!

by Suicidoll7 November 6, 2010

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Chode-ina

The vagina of a hermaphroditic male.

The area where a male's chode is replaced by a vagina.

I kicked that hermaphrodite right in his chode-ina.

by TGoldie October 13, 2007

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chode artist

A form of painting done with ones flaccid penis. Men with the smallest and roundest cocks excel at this art form.

My friend is a professional chode artist.
I am embarrassed and proud to say I am a chode artist.

by Poompi March 31, 2016

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chode harness

A small basket to hold a chode(short and stubby penis). includes a basket and chains strapped around your waist all in black or white leather.

honey my chode harnass broke!
Your a chode harness!
my chode hurts because my chode harness is too small.

by big baller 696969 August 14, 2009

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she-chode

noun, a very thick female with the body shape of a burrito. A she-chode is one of those girls you can't tell if she's fat or not.

girl walks by...

Mikey: Would you hit that?
Henry: Nah man, she's an undercover she-chode. Her jacket just covers.
Mikey: I still would. I'm fuckin desperate

by cliffboy22 May 24, 2009

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