A person who is afraid to fight a man but will beat on his women and strut. A disgusting, non-bathing, rotten toothed, alcoholic who has usually burnt all his brain cells by age 12 due to huffing gasoline. A person who has had multiple run-ins with law enforcement for drugs and has yet to do any time, a lowlife who averages 1 1/2 showers per year and who has never owned a toothbrush.
1) Many of the men in this area are real cracker jacks...
2) If it looks like shit and smells even worse, it must be a cracker jack.
3) Man, you are a cracker jack, no surprise in the box, mother fucker.
2) If it looks like shit and smells even worse, it must be a cracker jack.
3) Man, you are a cracker jack, no surprise in the box, mother fucker.
by Crazy Amy December 21, 2008
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April: Ken said that racism against white people is real.
Kai: Not the crackerbarrelism-
April: I know right, he’s literally so racist
Kai: Not the crackerbarrelism-
April: I know right, he’s literally so racist
by deltaxx_ December 3, 2020
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A saying amongst drunk white guys that act like they're black, when one steals and eats the others food. Must be said in a fairly quick way, as to almost sound like Chinese.
by mike gaffney November 24, 2007
Get the Cracker ee my foo mug.humorous nickname for a top impalement artist...a knife thrower who cant be beat...used as a joveul slang for a proffessinal impalement artist
by Thrombeldinbar November 27, 2006
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Get the cracker mug.To spice things up, Judy suggested that her husband would cracker barrel her since he already had diarrhea, and she was hungry.
by Lemon Ali Later James Fierce August 1, 2010
Get the Cracker Barrel mug.when your rectum is so swollen from a previous strike to the ass, that when you shit you become overwelmed with a gratuitous amount of stretch marks and hemroids around the anus, sfinctor and even but cheeks. In extreme cases of ass cracking excrement may begin to leak from your penis and or vagina dew to having a swollen shut butt hole.
Holy shit! i just got a massive ass cracker yesterday, and now i always have brown marks in the front of my pants!
Wow! That fag is laying on the floor like a bitch, must have got an asscracker from that guy with the big feet.
Wow! That fag is laying on the floor like a bitch, must have got an asscracker from that guy with the big feet.
by BAWLFMAN09 December 11, 2009
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