california

when a person has gone all the way w/ another person. they have had sex

I went all the way to californis with Justine.

by fonda January 8, 2005

california nuts

lot of nuts in california. frutes are in bay area, geeks are in San Jose.

Wow its hard to soar with the Eagles when you work with california nuts, frutes and turkeys.

by itichie_nocanpo October 29, 2006

California sober

Only drinking and smoking weed without hard drugs

Person 2: “want to snort coke?”

Person 1: “I can’t, I’m California sober now.”

by Girl with a sexy vagina April 11, 2021

California Home Fries

Breakfast item served to one night stands that insist on staying for breakfast. Made by first ejactulating onto the back or torso of another and then allowing to dry. Dried semen is then scraped from the body, fried, and served with eggs, toast, or other breakfast foods.

I served that bitch some California Home fries after fucking her shit last night.

by Sport April 30, 2006

Californiaphobia

An unusual almost stifling fear of anything California including Palm Trees, earthquakes, surfboards and liberal thinking. Usually suffered by people in the Midwest and Southern states.

Due to Kentucky's Californiaphobia, I had to go through three extra steps to obtain my driver's license.

by sfpaulie October 21, 2010

california-rich

where the vast majority of homeowners' net worth is tied to their home value. when compared to others in California, their net worth is "average," but compared to homeowners in other parts of the country, they would be considered "rich."

another aspect is that one's income and lifestyle is not commensurate with the value of their home. in other words, if they had to purchase their home today, they could not afford it.

Hey, I can't afford a new car. I'm california-rich.

by shadan ardalan October 27, 2007

California Face Rocket

This wonderful invention was thought of by the chinese, wonderful nation.First get yourself down to a firework shop, quietely ask for your rocket, he should take you in the back of the shop and introduce you to the range of rockets, you could have a smaller rocket with very soft runny shite in it, or a larger variety with a stinkin big 3-day-saver turd! Then on the night of the event light the badboy and get ready for a wonderful-shitty explosion. Takes alot of prepariton, and alot of cleaning up, but well worth the wait!

The lass has been cleaning our house all day so i've been to pub. Had a reyt california face rocket last night, SHIT EVERYWHERE!!

by MilkmanFromMars May 5, 2009