breathalyzer

Breathalyzer is a device used to detect the breath alcohol concentration in people. They are used by law enforcement, clinics, workplaces, and individual consumers. You can find them at http://www.alcometers.com

I was pulled over and the police officer administered a breathalyzer on me.

breathalyzer by breathalyzer man February 6, 2009

breathing bulldog 

When you drop your pants, bend over and pass gas in someone's face.

That breathing bulldog was so close I could taste it!

breathing bulldog by Shaky55 July 12, 2009

mouth-breather 

1. Someone who is incapable of breathing through their nose

2. Someone stupid who is unaware that their mouth is gaping open, often taking in gallons of air and spewing their own dry, bacteria rotten maw into your clean air in your vicinity.

Never let a mouth-breather speak to you very close, or you might regret it.

mouth-breather by Randall Wynn April 13, 2008

breach the hull 

to push one's digit through inferior quality paper when wiping one's arse.

"day 82, the men are gettin restless, squables are beginning and tempers are short. John Norton handed out the ships biscuits, but Mr Christian refused to eat, accuasing him of breaching the hull and not washing his hands" (from the log book of HMS Bounty, 1764)

breach the hull by sean February 7, 2005

fire breathing manatee 

when you are cumming in a girl's pussy and she randomly has her period and backfires your cum onto your cock, ruining a perfectly good and well earned orgasm.

Hey mom! I was about to get my bitch pregnant when she went all fire breathing manatee on my penis.

fire breathing manatee by Professor Pussyfart November 26, 2010

Heavy Breathing

That feeling you get when you see something exciting.

Ex. Did you see the new Batman v. Superman trailer? Commence heavy breathing.

Did you see the new Batman v. Superman trailer? Commence heavy breathing.

Heavy Breathing by Jeremyisking September 5, 2015

Neck-breather 

One that breathes down your neck, trying to get you to do something faster.

"My boss is a freaking neck-breather"

Neck-breather by nocivus February 11, 2010