by Damanite February 5, 2010
Get the Blue shirtmug. Blue hair are the true colors ( pun intended) of a liberal/feminist/homosexual. Green hair is also an option or any sort of color. These are the types of assholes to yell "BLACK LIVES MATTER! BLACK LIVES MATTER!" over and over in your face if you are not wearing a mask. They will also shout it at black people too.
Liberal white woman: BLACK LIVES MATTER! YOUR NOT WEARING A MASK! BLACK LIVES MATTER! WEAR YOUR MASK! WEAR YOUR MASK!
Black man: What🤣? Stop hitting me. You have blue hair and your screaming black lives matter when I'm black!
Black man: What🤣? Stop hitting me. You have blue hair and your screaming black lives matter when I'm black!
by Skyrim550 January 27, 2022
Get the Blue hairmug. What the Blue Man Group are rumored to have.
I paid good money to see a show at the Luxor in Vegas and the best part was when they displayed their Blue Balls to the cheering audience.
by JC October 16, 2004
Get the blue ballsmug. A fake disease that suggests women who are sexually active are at risk of getting and passing on a blue tinged genitally deforming std.
Debunked here: womenshealthfoundationdotorg/2011/08/08/the-blue-waffles-myth/
Debunked here: womenshealthfoundationdotorg/2011/08/08/the-blue-waffles-myth/
Jake said he had seen a girl he was going to fuck with a bad case of blue waffles on the weekend. But he is full of shit. It doesn't exist only in photoshop. What a dumbass.
by VoiceOreason April 27, 2015
Get the blue wafflesmug. by DreamsL0ST January 22, 2005
Get the Blue Meaniemug. Word used to describe a loose white female who doesn't have morals.
and the rest of the general white population.
also can be spelled: BluFoot
and the rest of the general white population.
also can be spelled: BluFoot
Example 1
Dude = see that girl you deal with last night what was she
Guy - that thing was a Blue Foot.
Dude - LEAVE IT YEAHHH
Example 2
Dude - you lips a blue foot
Guy - na blud,
dude - so why you got a cold sore??
Dude = see that girl you deal with last night what was she
Guy - that thing was a Blue Foot.
Dude - LEAVE IT YEAHHH
Example 2
Dude - you lips a blue foot
Guy - na blud,
dude - so why you got a cold sore??
by Smokey/UB3 August 22, 2012
Get the Blue Footmug. A horrendous pain that's like getting hit in the testicles... save for the fact that it lasts for hours. Ladies... imagine, if you will, getting your breasts slammed between a pair of rocks. I hear the pain women get when their breasts are manhandled is similarly agonizing.
Not a myth, but the people (crazy women) who believe that won't believe otherwise no matter what I say. I'd point you to science, but like I said... people that adamant about something usually plug their ears and shout about nothing (see intelligent design and pay note more to the reasons why it shouldn't be taught in schools, and the rationale for how those arguments are ignored).
And sure, guys can whack it to relieve it... but let's face it, that is kind of demeaning. Say I piled a bunch of bricks, wood, nails, paint, siding, and shingles in front of you and said "well, my work's done here; you can finish building the house!" Not an applicable analogy in every way and not as explicit a one as would be more appropriate, but if you don't take it too far, you get the idea.
Evil people who give this condition to men on purpose with malicious intent don't deserve the sexual attention that leads to such unfulfilled desires. People who don't know that it happens or have a moral obligation not to carry a male to full orgasm are a little more excusable, but keep in mind the pain you're causing. Maybe it'd be better if you either went all the way or just didn't take your man to such heights of desire; it's a mutual thing and you've got control too.
In any case, it should be clear in any relationship how far both partners are willing to go so that this kind of cruel bullshit doesn't occur, eh? Not that I will change many people but as long as UD can act as a personal blog like it does for so many of you I'll go ahead and use it.
Jezebel is a good person (ref: definition later in this page). I hope her mission succeeds.
Not a myth, but the people (crazy women) who believe that won't believe otherwise no matter what I say. I'd point you to science, but like I said... people that adamant about something usually plug their ears and shout about nothing (see intelligent design and pay note more to the reasons why it shouldn't be taught in schools, and the rationale for how those arguments are ignored).
And sure, guys can whack it to relieve it... but let's face it, that is kind of demeaning. Say I piled a bunch of bricks, wood, nails, paint, siding, and shingles in front of you and said "well, my work's done here; you can finish building the house!" Not an applicable analogy in every way and not as explicit a one as would be more appropriate, but if you don't take it too far, you get the idea.
Evil people who give this condition to men on purpose with malicious intent don't deserve the sexual attention that leads to such unfulfilled desires. People who don't know that it happens or have a moral obligation not to carry a male to full orgasm are a little more excusable, but keep in mind the pain you're causing. Maybe it'd be better if you either went all the way or just didn't take your man to such heights of desire; it's a mutual thing and you've got control too.
In any case, it should be clear in any relationship how far both partners are willing to go so that this kind of cruel bullshit doesn't occur, eh? Not that I will change many people but as long as UD can act as a personal blog like it does for so many of you I'll go ahead and use it.
Jezebel is a good person (ref: definition later in this page). I hope her mission succeeds.
*Jack and Jill are making out... it's been a while since the nursery rhyme and his head is fine*
Jill: I've got to go, my parents will get angry if I'm out past eleven.
Jack: *thinks "ah fuck, blue balls"* Do you have to go yet? *puppy dog eyes*
Jill: Yeah... I'm so sorry... here... *gives Jack a quick piece of 'hand'iwork that relieves him of his pain*
Jack: Oh, man, thank you so much, Jill, I needed that.
Jill: Call me! *leaves*
You get the idea.
Jill: I've got to go, my parents will get angry if I'm out past eleven.
Jack: *thinks "ah fuck, blue balls"* Do you have to go yet? *puppy dog eyes*
Jill: Yeah... I'm so sorry... here... *gives Jack a quick piece of 'hand'iwork that relieves him of his pain*
Jack: Oh, man, thank you so much, Jill, I needed that.
Jill: Call me! *leaves*
You get the idea.
by God-Emperor April 19, 2008
Get the blue ballsmug.