Bird dog

The act of watching or staring at a worker as they perform a job. Is often preformed by the foreman, supervisor, or anyone in a position of power. A totally unjust act that doesn’t actually help the job along, and just irritates and pisses off the workers

Look at Andy over there bird doggin the guys. What a fucking douche.

Andy would sit and bird dog the guys, even though the job was on schedule just to be a dick.

by sparky1221 May 3, 2023

Bird Curtains

When you are so fat that both sides of your testicles cover your penis .

Holy Fawk Ricky look at the bird curtains on that fat bastard. I bet he has to hold ‘em to the sides when he’s getting a blowie.

by The Toe Truck May 12, 2022

Girlie Bird

A self-consciously hyper-feminized young woman

"The Girlie Bird catches the worm" muttered Tiff to herself, as she put the final touches on her makeup, earrings, hair, stilettos, cleavage and hemline, before heading to the bar.

by Monkey's Dad November 30, 2019

Punching the bird

Have a mans dick punched until it is numb and then proceeding to do the same to his balls

She was punching the bird all night.

by Tackling February 21, 2019

Bird is the word

… A-well, a bird, bird, bird, well-a bird is the word

A-well, a bird, bird, b-bird is the word

A-well, a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word

A-well, a bird, bird, bird, well-a bird is the word…

Person 1: "Bird is the word."
Person 2: "Word."

by trustworthy definitions February 22, 2023

bird is the word

have u heard

bird is the word

by NOT Peter Griffin January 17, 2023

Bird bath

When a Male ejaculates into a a woman’s belly button

“Yo did u hear Michael bird bathed Olivia”

by Tripod#8 March 4, 2022