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Mortal Blow

Attempt to stick your arm up your anus just before climax to receive maximum stimulus to the g-spot
Mortal Blow don't try it alone, unless you have the ER on speed dial ;)
by qalimera December 6, 2017
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blow waffle

When a group of people scream "BLOW WAFFLE" at someone and then throw a bunch of syrupy waffles at them
Group: BLOW WAFFLE

person: ahhhh!!! Mother fucker got syrup in my eye
by Warm_milk April 20, 2016
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blowed up

How you feel when you get too crossfaded, to the point where all you want to do is sleep, have sex, or eat.
Dude, I got so blowed up last night, that I ended up eating 3 granola bars and passing out at six...
by tegarrison September 13, 2018
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Blow up

To force someone, often political prisoner to drink a cup of gasoline and then stabing them in the chest with a red hot blade on a 15-foot pole causing them to explode violently.
Person 1: Did you hear about when Vladimir Putin got some journalist to blow up because of what he wrote.
Person 2: Ya, that shit was on the news.
by BigBoySatin December 9, 2019
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Blow career

It's just like a blow job, but it's when one is given so consistantly that it's become a career of yours not just a job.
"Suzie has give me 30 blowjobs just this week, I guess you could call it a blow career of hers."
by Horses101010101 December 17, 2016
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Hershey Blow

When you are getting a really good blow job, cum in her mouth, then pull your dick out super fast, grab her by the hair, turn her around and let a huge wet festering fart into her mouth.
Ex 1. Last night I was in the club bathroom doing cocaine and I Hershey Blew this bitch so hard she had shit coming out her nose.

Ex 2. "What happened to you?"
"I wouldn't stop being offended at the PTA meeting so my husband Hershey Blew me later."

Hershey Blow: To let a wet fart into ones mouth after cumming in it.
by Eli1117 March 25, 2020
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blow away

a cheap, plastic football. so light that when left unattended the wind will quite happily blow it away. ideal for playing on the beach
It's alright ma, we won't break any windows. Sure it's only a blow away we're playing with.
by thebdogg February 17, 2009
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